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TT: Me wearing spats in the gym mirror, pretending I have a Kardashian bottom.

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TT: As it turns out, skin-tight sweat pants do more than give me a motivation to spend several minutes staring in the women's locker room. The stretchy fabric is surprisingly comfortable on my delicate skin, and if the light catches me in the right angle, you could almost make out the shape of what could be interpreted as a rump.

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TT: My uniform is what I decide it is. Today, I have gone full goth girl with a choker, a spiked bracelet, and large boots. Is it practical for a Burger King environment? Not at all, but I get the attention of other girls, which is more than worth the risk to my safety.

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TT: I truly have no idea what time it is. I believe the only reason my boss at Burger King puts up with me showing up whenever I feel like it is because they know I could have an Eldritch abomination consume their car if I become upset.

TT: There is no rule they can hold me to.

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TT: Being in a ship coursing aimlessly through space really does Hell on your ability to tell time and keep some form of a sleep schedule. I always find myself waking up at odd times because you never know when you will cruise by a sun.

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TT: I have already begun working at patching up many of my torn clothes.

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TT: I have regained some level of sewing skills back after enough practice. My fingers are no longer a pin cushion.

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omg no wayyy

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DA: Oh god the wit and puns of those T-shirts.

TT: They truly are something. They short circuit the parts of my brain that define taste in clothing. They are so hideous and yet I must have them.

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TT: How much would you judge me if i came to your home wearing one of these?

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"So how has your overal goal been to get "gains" as the modern people say these days?"

TT: I will admit I am a little confused by the question. Would you please elaborate?

TT: Are you asking if how I am achieving improvement as in what sort of activities and routines I take part in, or are you asking how much I have improved over time?

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FLUSTER👏MY👏MUSE👏👏

Do everything in your power, hug them, compliment them, flirt with them. Anything goes!

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Meah, whatever

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TT: I have become an assimilated "gym bro" for I, too, exercise to attract the attention of women. Watch me flex my huge arms.

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TT: I do wonder what people in this commercial gym think of having a four foot tall, pale witch leg pressing with a black dress on while reading a book.