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TT: In truth, I chose the Burger King life because the franchise just seems to have a subconscious grasp on my psyche. However, even I can admit the food is barely edible.

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TT: If you want McNuggets from me, I accept sacrifices as tribute.

TT: Yes, I know I work at Burger King. I am not a cruel enough God to subject you to Burger King nuggets.

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TT: If you squint your eye, I am almost presentable.

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TT: To follow up on what was said yesterday, I didn't in the end wind up getting a haircut. It has been a few months since I last cut my hair. I must admit, it feels a little strange to not have hair constantly threatening my eyes.

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TT: I used to not care for how I looked, because I always assumed I was hideous. It may be time for that to change, however.

TT: I don't think I am ready to begin the extensive grooming routines that I see other women taking part in. Baby steps are necessary. I think I will start with getting my hair cut to see if I can trust someone holding a blade near me.

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TT: I feel like if I saw myself in the mirror years ago, I wouldn't be able to recognize that I am the same person as I am now.

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TT: My body aches...

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Send “(‿ˠ‿)” For my muse to sit on yours.

Feel free to specify which part they’ll sit on or “(‿ˠ‿) + Reversed” for their reaction to being sat on by your muse.

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TT: Unrelated to deciding my name, exercising today has made me realize how good I look in clingy clothing.

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TT: I originally changed my name to Rosebud to separate myself from my alternates. Now I feel that need less and less as I regain some sanity and health. If I were to change my name again, what would be a good one?

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"Wanna join my workout?"

TT: I certainly wouldn't mind having an excuse to stare at someone while they do repeated body motions.

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TT: I do not feel like smelling like French fries today, so I doubt I will be working today unless, for some reason, someone desires to see me there today. Which has not been requested a single time, so I have no reason to believe that will happen.

TT: Until a thing that has not happened before, happens, I will be going to the gym today so that I don't turn back into a skeleton.

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TT: I should somehow work royalty into my flirting given it is a Burger King. It could be worse, though. "Arby's: We have the meats" is perhaps a little too explicit for flirting.

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TT: How do I flirt with women at Burger King?

TT: Hello, ma'am, can I get your phone number so we can sign you up to our email list for coupons to my bedroom?

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