tentacleratgirl

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no tail to wrap around someone. no claws to knead into anything. no way to purr. not even whiskers. we are fucked as a species.

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You know when someone says something to you that just hits one of your kinks just right and your brain freezes for a few seconds

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So are we just gonna ignore his avian companion?

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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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hell yeah brother

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goncharoved

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because it is a natural insecticide, nicotine feels good to the part of your brain that is still an insect. this is because it makes your insect brain think it is dying, which creates a pleasurable sensation because all bugs are suicidal

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reviews for weed strains are either like “this got me and the boys so spoinked we couldn’t piss straight” or “afghan war vet here. 32 tours. chronic pain and sixteen mental illnesses. this strain is good, almost makes me stop hearing the bullets. great for when I wake up screaming and crying”

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why are hentai characters always so shiny. what's up with that

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Someone sent me this

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This is a pro-piracy blog. I'd pirate your house and cars if I could. I don't give a fuck. We don't give a fuck.

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