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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
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USAmericans. You’re on a road trip. What’s your gas station stop of choice? (Clean bathrooms, decent road trip snacks and drinks, etc.)
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Some sort of a guy or perhaps even creature
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One day I just decided that no matter what happened I would be chillin and let me say it actually has been working
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I saw a thanzag version of this meme and I was inspired to make it with melnem 😤
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Have you heard of Randimals? They are plushie animal combos. This, for example, is a Huck. https://randimals.com/product/huck-plush-toy/
Part horse, part duck! Thank you!
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nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.
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