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you ever be watching The Godfather and you’re like WOW that kitty is so happy and such a good actor i wonder if it was someone’s cat on set or what…
sobbing. shitting. puking
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So far on MWilds, fire chicken and obnoxious chicken confirmed
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A cover artwork for the tabletop game 'Moirai', based on the fates of the greek mythology, Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos.
Loles Romero
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in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like
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check it out in the house with migraine
and if there's too many hurt in my skull, I will have pain
I'll put it in my lobe and save it like rocket fuel
Til everybody's ouch and it's oof
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Say that again? I'm sorry. I got distracted by your little mannerisms, how you pronounce certain words, and the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you're passionate about, and started day dreaming about spending my life making you laugh, and feel loved and cherished
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i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else
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TWO wives
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Say that again? I'm sorry. I got distracted by your little mannerisms, how you pronounce certain words, and the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you're passionate about, and started day dreaming about spending my life making you laugh, and feel loved and cherished
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Reading about the economic history of the 1700s is fascinating because effectively medieval economies are getting hit with very modern economic problems. But! They don't have the words to even describe what is happening to them.
I would say there is a twinge of the eldritch it, but in reality it looked like:
"Fuuuuck Portugal brought so much silver back from their new world slave colonies that it broke (debased and crashed) all our damn silver coins! Better mint more silver coins, that's worked for most problems so far."
"FUUUUUUCK ITS NOT WORKING FUUUUCK"
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