tempura-sama

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im gay and i love space

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sushi companions are really important to mE

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If I may ask, what is that thing in your mouth? If I'm not being rude in asking it.

It looks good though, yes?

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weenie hut jr trio

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YOU'RE our protagonist? how disappointing. your fashion sense is tacky, your hair is a disaster, and your eyes are almost painful to look at. just looking at you makes me feel like i am going stale. step aside and let me take the spotlight, peasant.

…

are you done?

people have told me i’m the protagonist, and well, i would agree a lot with that, you know? i’d be the best candidate for a protagonist, there’s no doubt. how many people have told YOU you’re the protagonist? huh? none? that’s what i thought.

so, overall; you’re wrong, i’m perfect.

but since you came here to message me this i’ll assume your skull is very thick, so i’ll explain further:

you’re not match for me. you’re a frozen dessert- an ice cream. you have an asshole for a mouth. your hair looks thick, maybe you could pierce someone with it. that would be a shame, wouldn’t it? a human accidentally pierced when they ate a low class ice cream. who even does that? who even fries an ice cream. you might melt a lot, even faster than a normal ice cream. that must be a shame, considering how expensive your kind would be, right?

i’m sorry if you had any hopes of being better than me, but you should give up and live your patheric imperfect life by yourself. you’ll melt before you realize it, so at least enjoy it and stop trying to do things you obviously cannot.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

excUSE ME?? MY MOUTH IS AN ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE GIFTED TO ME BY HIM M-MY HAIR IS LUSCIOUSLY THICK HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY TURN IT INTO AN INSULT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT IT TAKES TO TAKE CARE OF THIS BULLSHIT EVERY DAY LOW CLASS DID YOU JUST CALL ME LOW CLASS I WILL SHOW YOU LOW CLASS I'LL SHOVE A POLE UP YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING SAD EXCUSE FOR A PIE YOURE NOT EVEN LEMON YOU DARE CALL ME IMPERFECT WHEN I SHINE ABOVE ALL OTHERS HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION AT ALL TO THE GLISTENING OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM IN MY EYES FROM HOURS OF GAZING INTO SPACE WITH THE DULL MOONLIGHT DANCING ACROSS MY FORM DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO KEEP FROM MELTING I MEAN NOT THAT IT IS A BAD THING I CAN HANDLE IT JUST FINE I AM A HIGH END DESSERT I'M DELICIOUS I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ENJOYED I-- aHUaHHh... hhhhh........

... i am fine. your insults are petty, coming from a mouth of low quality such as yourself. you are extremely arrogant, clearly it is not worth bothering with you at all, though i feel the need to take you down a few pegs since you seem so full of yourself. i will not allow this. you do not deserve to feel so privileged when you are nothing.

YOU'RE our protagonist? how disappointing. your fashion sense is tacky, your hair is a disaster, and your eyes are almost painful to look at. just looking at you makes me feel like i am going stale. step aside and let me take the spotlight, peasant.

…

are you done?

people have told me i’m the protagonist, and well, i would agree a lot with that, you know? i’d be the best candidate for a protagonist, there’s no doubt. how many people have told YOU you’re the protagonist? huh? none? that’s what i thought.

so, overall; you’re wrong, i’m perfect.

but since you came here to message me this i’ll assume your skull is very thick, so i’ll explain further:

you’re not match for me. you’re a frozen dessert- an ice cream. you have an asshole for a mouth. your hair looks thick, maybe you could pierce someone with it. that would be a shame, wouldn’t it? a human accidentally pierced when they ate a low class ice cream. who even does that? who even fries an ice cream. you might melt a lot, even faster than a normal ice cream. that must be a shame, considering how expensive your kind would be, right?

i’m sorry if you had any hopes of being better than me, but you should give up and live your patheric imperfect life by yourself. you’ll melt before you realize it, so at least enjoy it and stop trying to do things you obviously cannot.

[tempura-sama]

continue to praise me, peasant.

te M PURA ISS FOLLOWIGN me

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Hydra: //stares and smiles slightly// Finnaly, a dessert with class.

… ah? what have we here??

you have a very familiar feeling about you. pretentious, aren’t you? it somehow makes me… sad.

no matter. i would thank you for such a compliment, however, it does not seem worth my time. after all, we all know i am the most lovely of all desserts, yes, miss?

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... do not overthink things. just obey my every wish for the rest of your time in this world, and we will get along perfectly fine. sure, whatever, we're both companions and queen-and-servant, do not bother with the details, it is boring...

aHA!!! good!!! you must buy me a new hairbrush- oh, and styling products, my flawless style takes much effort; there is an extensive list of items kept in my cooler-- ... wait. your thoughtfulness is rubbing off on me. that is unacceptable. you get the gist! i am certain we will get along splendidly, my servant!! perhaps someday we can go to planet mars together!!! ...not that i am particularly interested in the magnificent reaches of space or anything. because i am not.

Ah… H E L LO!!! You’re— I think you’re pretty… T-tempura… I know we wouldn’t and this might be silly of me but it feels like we should be family or something. Even if you’re a real dessert and I’m not…

I’m— I’m glad there’s another dessert that I can look up to… Even if I’ve never witnessed tempura by myself… I think humans prefer their meat cooked in some way so they’d enjoy tempura sushi more… B-but it’s— I think it’s nice— That you could be an actual dessert enjoyed after me…

Oh, I’m forgetting to introduce myself, sorry! Nice to meet you, I’m a sushi cake, but you can call me RAW!

…normally, i would be absolutely appalled at the fact that you did not bow to me just now. however, it seems that you understand your place in this world as well as my place, and i am quite pleased! (though, i would prefer it vastly if you did not refer to me as “family”, seeing as i am far above you in every way possible.)

"pretty"… well, of course i am. i thank you for pointing out this fact, despite its obvious nature. i will allow you to brush my perfect hair when it is convenient.

it is your honor, i am sure. i am pleased to meet you as well, RAW! we are, dare i say, sushi companions. well, you are the servant and i am the queen, but it is still a positive relationship, is it not?

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managed to draw a tempura bab 8)

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eyyyyyyyy-

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Ah… H E L LO!!! You’re— I think you’re pretty… T-tempura… I know we wouldn’t and this might be silly of me but it feels like we should be family or something. Even if you’re a real dessert and I’m not…

I’m— I’m glad there’s another dessert that I can look up to… Even if I’ve never witnessed tempura by myself… I think humans prefer their meat cooked in some way so they’d enjoy tempura sushi more… B-but it’s— I think it’s nice— That you could be an actual dessert enjoyed after me…

Oh, I’m forgetting to introduce myself, sorry! Nice to meet you, I’m a sushi cake, but you can call me RAW!

...normally, i would be absolutely appalled at the fact that you did not bow to me just now. however, it seems that you understand your place in this world as well as my place, and i am quite pleased! (though, i would prefer it vastly if you did not refer to me as "family", seeing as i am far above you in every way possible.)

"pretty"... well, of course i am. i thank you for pointing out this fact, despite its obvious nature. i will allow you to brush my perfect hair when it is convenient.

it is your honor, i am sure. i am pleased to meet you as well, RAW! we are, dare i say, sushi companions. well, you are the servant and i am the queen, but it is still a positive relationship, is it not?

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you may now approach your ruler with the intent of communication. please don't stare too much.