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ive also come to the conclusion that "laziness" is probably the stupidest, most hurtful, least useful, deliberately cruel concept in the world

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Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer

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scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

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Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

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I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine

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taken a punch to ye olde groyne

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NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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im always saying shit like ‘the worst thing i could do for my mental health right now is isolate’ while crawling into bed with my phone

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My fave genre of images

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life is actually about thanking the bus driver when you get off the bus

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well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over

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you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch