Howdy! :)art trades and commissions are open!! just send me a message if you are interested! :D i need a reason to consistently draw. if you want also my art blog is sage-tries-to-art although i forget to post stuff there a lotfeel free to send asks anytime i love making new friendsalso im probably bored and lonelyasexual he him/they them24 years of agemaid of time
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by temporal-paternal-unit and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
255K
Likes Per Post
140K
Reblog Per Post
115K
Reply Per Post
286
Time Between Posts
3 minutes ago
Number of Posts By Type
Text
15
Video
1
Photo
1
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr has been providing a Korean-language service since 2013.
Text
Given recent events, I'm starting to regret naming my panzer vulpaphyla "The Stock Market"
573 notes
·
View notes
Video
European wolf (Canis lupus lupus) fails to jump in tree
Video by wolveswolves
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
"Time loop stories as an allegory for grief" is great and all but love love love when a time loop is entirely self-inflicted and it quickly becomes apparent it's a sort of anxiety disorder driven savior complex.
C'mon, save 'em all. You're the only one who can. :D
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
I really dont think anything will literally, and I mean literally ever, replicate the effect Dragonball Z had on the black and the Hispanic communities
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
over halfway done with the major arcana in the ghost type tarot set~
(really happy people dig these!!!! always glad to see so much love for ghosts 🥰)
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
guy whos in a timeloop but is forced to have quippy, marketable internal narration: well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened! well, that just happened!
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
looking at any kind of trans supplies focused online shop is depressing because there will either be a complete absence of anything for transfems or like. a really sad transfem section with 5 items at the end of a list full of binders and packers and harnesses
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m gonna get a dakimakura of a dakimakura
108K notes
·
View notes
Text
AEGISLASH + JIRACHI
It offers untold riches and powers to those bereft of morals. But for every wish it grants, it carves off another slice of their soul for its own consumption.
948 notes
·
View notes
Text
Doctors offices scheduling your next appointment will be like “Does 372 days from now at 10 am work?” Like ah fuck lads, literally just made plans with Jimmy to grab coffee in 372 days at 10 am. How about noon?
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
i just wish the frightening ghoul would say something. for once. the silence is more disconcerting than anything it might say
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
your email has found me on the fucking brink
4K notes
·
View notes