tempestclerics
tempestclerics
saltspray
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sola, she/they. all images on this blog either come with descriptions or are tagged #undescribed. ttrpg brainrot, mostly. i talk a lot in tags. [icon and header description: photo of white ocean waves crashing on rocks]
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tempestclerics · 9 hours ago
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tempestclerics · 10 hours ago
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i’m such an environment person when it comes to fiction when a story has a cool and distinct environment (built or natural or both) that’s it for me
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tempestclerics · 22 hours ago
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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
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tempestclerics · 1 day ago
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love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it
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tempestclerics · 1 day ago
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i luv gouache… and i luv tigers…. so here’s a gouache tiger!!
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tempestclerics · 1 day ago
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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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tempestclerics · 1 day ago
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citationless behavior
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tempestclerics · 1 day ago
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[ID: a tiny pink snake made of painted clay, with hot pink hearts on its head and down its back. End ID]
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💕🐍
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tempestclerics · 1 day ago
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[ID: drawing of a tarot card, the "four of fuck" of a purple crow lying exhausted in bed. four swords hang horizontally on the wall above them; another is on the floor. an alarm clock reads "3:33." the crow's red eyes are open and they have crossed their wings over their chest. end ID]
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the need for rest; contemplation; exhaustion
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tempestclerics · 1 day ago
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[ID: illustration of a heron-headed person in a tie-dye hoodie, sitting with their knees pulled up to their chest. They are very large, with the tips of a pine forest barely coming up above their ankles. A sunset behind them matches the colors of their hoodie. End ID}
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sunset
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tempestclerics · 1 day ago
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tempestclerics · 2 days ago
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laundry at sunset
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tempestclerics · 2 days ago
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Sunfish and her stars
emboidered wall hanging
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tempestclerics · 3 days ago
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A lot of people make fun of how “get divorced/breakup” is the go-to response for most r/RelationshipAdvice and r/AmITheAsshole? posts but if your relationship gets to the point where you feel like you can’t talk to anyone IRL and have to ask for advice and opinions online, there is something severely wrong. Sometimes the subjects say it themselves, “I can’t ask my friends and family about this because they already hate my partner and I don’t want to give them ammunition.” abusive relationships isolate the person at the center, make them feel like they constantly have to be on the defensive for their shitty partner. Which is why these people will post about their partner putting them in the most diabolical situation imaginable and then spend their entire afternoon defending them with their whole chest and replying to every comment. All you can do is reiterate “This is not normal behavior. Your partner is not a good person with a couple of flaws, they’re making your life worse. Breakup.” even as a neutral third party who doesn’t know either of these people in real life.
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tempestclerics · 3 days ago
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Dude I totally signed on for this gig because I thought it was an ensemble cast adventuring group type situation but low-key dave has been giving protagonist lately :/ yeah I just don’t know how I feel about being a companion you know? Why did the backing track change to a minor key.
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tempestclerics · 3 days ago
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with current food prices im considering forming a mutualistic relationship with zooxanthellae algae so i can photosynthesize
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tempestclerics · 3 days ago
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"em dashes are a sign of ai" is crazy. em dashes are a sign of reading a lot of fanfiction in 2012. i don't know what to tell you
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