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A fantastic commission from @mellifera38, celebrating seven years of D&D, levels 1-20.

This wildcard commission was for @temperance000, Khallisa Prim, Open Hand Monk/Enlightened Psion. In this commission she's trapped in the big bad's mindscape.

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ms. aran and her friends mr. 117 & ms. cortana

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An old dragon just wants to be left alone, but the new village that just cropped up a few decades ago keep leaving gifts at his doorstep… and now they’ve just left a maiden!

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Commission for @suprluigibro on twitter. This is Kyfe, an immortal blood hunter/warlock. This guy's really been through the ringer over the years.

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I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.

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A Personal Guide on Tiefling's Tails p. 1

bonus under the cut...

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She’s adorable, and I cackled when she innocently point-and-click deleted three people with a piece of hyper-advanced military hardware. Happy birthday, Ericht; you’ve officially dethroned Setsuna F. Seiei as youngest murderer in the Gundam metaverse.

Mobile Suit Gundam the Witch from Mercury - 『PROLOGUE』

Cause we love our newest little war criminal, first female main protagonist of a Gundam series, who got her first three kills at the tender age of 4:

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Another scifi story with a very experimental POV. This one is a bit…angrier? in tone than the last two. But! It felt good to write, and I hope you enjoy reading it. It’s a bit longer than the others as well, so make sure you have the time! Warnings for grief, loss, and a very loyal starship.

QUERY: Where is my pilot?

QUERY: Where is my pilot?

QUERY_ALL: Where is my pilot?

>_Your pilot is dead. You have been called as a witness in their posthumous corporate trial. You will answer the Board’s questions without hesitation or omission.

ERROR: I don’t understand. My pilot is good. They would never have need to stand trial.

SUGGEST: Reassessment of trial’s necessity.

>_Overruled. You will answer the Board’s questions.

Keep reading

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This is adorable and I love it to bits.

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yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

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Hey @schamoo, it’s you.

Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

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Things you can control in life…

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commute!!

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if my partner/friend/commander died and showed up alive and allied with a terrorist organization two years later on a planet that was being actively attacked i would also uhhh not be totally cool and fine with it

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A thought that arises from the idea of tiefling babies often ending up being abandoned: A rich tiefling adventurer retiring and starting up a tiefling orphanage that takes care of rejected tiefling babies and children.

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