Tinkerbell || 19 || Mutant || Relationship Status: Yes
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Can't imagine why.
I know, right? It’s like I want to marry you or something.
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
That's quite a lot.
More than pizza.
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
Your wife-to-be is so smart. Don't you just love her?
Oh…
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
Methylxanthines. The stuff that makes chocolate bad for dogs. It's also not good for squirrels.
METH?!
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
Only because chocolate has methylxanthines.
You doubt me?
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm sure that's exactly what happened.
And Boris ate all the chocolate almonds. What a fat ass.
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
I figured that one out, babe.
Oh yeah, I forgot. We’re out of coffee.
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
Weird.
Wheat grass, baby.
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
...This isn't coffee.
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
Essentially.
So…drugs.
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
I know a guy. We have a weird relationship. He gives me it.
..Pixie dust, that is.
No…
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
I might have an idea.
I don’t have any.
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
Depends what your vices are.
Sure. Have something in mind?
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yeah, spooky right? Wanna help me procrastinate?
You’re getting married? *She thought for a moment.* I don’t know what I’m doing.
29 notes
·
View notes
Photo
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
Honestly, not much. Putting off wedding planning because that still terrifies me. You?
So…what’re you up to this evening?
29 notes
·
View notes