temperamentalpixie
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Can't imagine why.
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I know, right? It’s like I want to marry you or something.
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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That's quite a lot.
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More than pizza.
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Your wife-to-be is so smart. Don't you just love her?
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Oh…
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Methylxanthines. The stuff that makes chocolate bad for dogs. It's also not good for squirrels.
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METH?!
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Only because chocolate has methylxanthines.
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You doubt me?
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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I'm sure that's exactly what happened.
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And Boris ate all the chocolate almonds. What a fat ass.
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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I figured that one out, babe.
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Oh yeah, I forgot. We’re out of coffee.
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Weird.
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Wheat grass, baby.
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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...This isn't coffee.
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Essentially.
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So…drugs.
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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I know a guy. We have a weird relationship. He gives me it.
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..Pixie dust, that is.
No…
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Ever heard of pixie dust?
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Oh?
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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I might have an idea.
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I don’t have any.
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Depends what your vices are.
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Sure. Have something in mind?
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Yeah, spooky right? Wanna help me procrastinate?
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You’re getting married? *She thought for a moment.* I don’t know what I’m doing.
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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temperamentalpixie · 10 years ago
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Honestly, not much. Putting off wedding planning because that still terrifies me. You?
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So…what’re you up to this evening?
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