Do not puncture. Stop use immediately if irritation occurs. Store in a cool place away from direct sunlight. Satisfaction not guaranteed. No diggities expressed, implied, nor warranted.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny
173K notes
·
View notes
Text
46K notes
·
View notes
Text
43K notes
·
View notes
Text
28K notes
·
View notes
Text
There is, it's called P Town and it's full of beautiful faggots
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
I sat with a crying second grader today. (The age range is outside my wheelhouse but I was the most convenient adult.) He was crying, the other adults said, because his brother took a phone he was playing on. “Phone addicted,” everybody said. “If he would get up and play games with the other kids he wouldn’t be crying.”
He told me everyone lets his brother take things from him because his brother is younger, and doesn’t know better. He told me he doesn’t want to play because he’s tired, he has too many extracurriculars this summer and can’t get good sleep because “everyone in my camper is so loud when I’m trying to sleep.” He’s exhausted and only eight. His mom’s an acquaintance and told me she and the kid’s father are going through a separation — mom and four kids left the house to stay in a camper.
But people will seriously not listen to kids crying over seemingly minor things because on the surface it looks like a tantrum. If kids are given the space to articulate themselves they often will.
87K notes
·
View notes
Text
Hey, USAmericans? Wanna save your country? Run For Something!
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”
46K notes
·
View notes
Text
82K notes
·
View notes
Text
Why would you even let me salvage that
59 notes
·
View notes
Text
Candace Hicks: "Notes of String Theory" (2022)
45K notes
·
View notes
Text
When I was a very suicidal trans activist in Texas, Benjamin Sisko saying “sure, you would [die for your people]. Dying gets you off the hook. The question is: are you willing to live for your people?” changed and possibly saved my life. It’s up there with “if we are going to be damned, let us be damned for who we really are” from Picard. Star Trek not only shows us a better world, it teaches us how to make it there
32K notes
·
View notes