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What's your dumb D&D story?

for me, it was the time I was in a locked room with 2 other dragon born one of which was a wizard we were all chained to the floor right next to each other the wizard decided to use a breath weapon to try melting the chains. although while the other dragon born was able to succeed in the saving roll I was not and took 11 hit points of damage leaving me on one and for the rest of the time I was on 1 HP the other dragon born called a paraplegic

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this lil dude is cute on another level

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*nom*

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*nom*

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bru no fucking way i put idk and idc as two of the ansewrs and left two blank and still got an A the grading system fucked up

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you want to hear how to make the best fricking hot coco you have ever had??!?! not really but it is vibrant creamy and flavorful full all you need is

1/4 cup 100% unsweetened Hershey cocoa powder

1/4 cup white sugar

1/4 cup brown sugar

2 tbsp vanilla extract

1 3/4 cup milk

1 tbsp of mini chocolate chips

a can of whipped cream

cocktail cherries

and a small hand full of mini marshmallows

and a lighter (blowtorch if you have it)

first, pre-heat your pot until it boils drops of water at its touch then add your milk let heat for about a min stir constantly then add in your 100% coco and store until mostly mixed in after adding your white and brown sugar and your vanilla stir for about a min make sure it is hot then take it off the heat and leave to cool for a min or so then use a strainer to straine the chunks out while pouring into your cup once you have done that top with whipped cream chocolate chips and marshmallows then toast the marshmallows with a light/blow torch and in the middle out one cock tail cherries and about a tsp of cocktail cherrie sauce over it the whip and the marshmallows then serve (its best if you let the whipped cream slightly melt just a lil bit)

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then what is it?

All that glitters isn't gold

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im going to put mammon in a blender

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"a man can be perfectly straight but...20 bucks is 20 bucks"

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there is this account where the whole deal of there account is to post about frogs and they are the cutest things I just thought you should all know

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yo like i have a question i know that giving consent while under the influence/inpared is illegal for your partner to actually do anything but if you give consent then take drugs what then?

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ok so like is driving with headphhones in illigal of not cuz i cant find any clear info

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what if its you????

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this needs some context there is this little girl who is our bus driver's daughter and what she does is she goes up and down the aisle of the bus I always sit in the back as the bus takes us to school and today on my ride BACK to my stop at the end of the day she came through the aisle and got to the back where I was and there was a cardboard box on the floor next to me and she looked at me then pointed at the box and said

"do you know whose box this is?"

me "no"

girl "Is it your's?"

me "no"

girl "Then I'm taking it:

and she picked up and box put it on her head and skipped down the aisle of the bus giggling it melted my heart I thought you should know too