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a bad dream?

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Every Jegulus fic dynamic ever (& I'm a sucker for it every time)

Art by the beautifully talented @spookeart (go join their patreon!)

ships x memes (part 5 | previous | next)

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How can I say no to not one but TWO anemo boy requests??? I love one drunk bard god and a crybaby puppet ♡

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in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

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pretty much anyone to evan, about barty

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neilaaron bestfriendisms special 👯‍♂️

if you noticed neil’s contact for aaron vary between Ugly Brother-in-Law and Ugly Bitch-in-Law, well that’s just a reflection of neil’s feelings atm. surely nothing else incongruous like adler having goldfish memory. one things for sure though, aaron ain’t ever beating the uggo allegations of neil’s testifying.

inspired by @ninyard and the Renee & Andrew chat <3

@sapphoherselz baby that one’s for you 🥂

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james, on facetime w the boys: and this is the shrine i've made-dedicated to my husband. my husband that's been missing for months now. god, i miss him so much.

remus, w sirius in the frame looking concerned: is this why you called us...?

james: and this is where i sit and hope for his quick return to me. i still catch the smell of his cologne, like a ghost that haunts my now lonely home.

peter: ... james, do you need us to call someone??

james: and here is where i sit and weep, mourning every passing day without him. when will he return! i miss him too much!

regulus, coming back home from walking the dog: what the hell are you doing.

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Sirius doesn’t feel sad, he just feels empty. His little star just burst.

(my art)

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Ik it doesn't align with canon but I do just see Keith as someone who if he is not doing kick flips in the Castle training room just conks out.

Like he eats his food, he does his missions, he does his probably 3-4 hour training a day and then he sits down and passes out snoring immediately.

And the problem with that is anytime someone needs to talk to him has to hope he didn't sit down on an excursion around the many layered and roomed castleship cause he could be asleep on a fucking rafter in the belly of the ship and it's gonna take them a solid couple hours to find him.

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why am i on birthblr

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Hair down Mizu 💙

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when is legolas finding the time to braid his hair. like i know that shit got fucked up after every battle. imagine boromir getting increasingly annoyed at legolas for doing his hair every morning and gimli and aragorn defending him because they know the importance of hair/braids to elves

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me as a writer

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(It’s technically a new day 🫣)

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Remus goes crazy for Sirius thank you and goodnight