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hope is a skill

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I think Cybertronians would massively overestimate how long organic beings live for even when trying to compensate

'humans are organic so they don't live very long compared to us. They probably only live like 10, maybe 15 thousand years'

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it's simple really: october is for horror movies with highly stylized villains and iconic monsters because they make for good costumes. early november is for gothic horror because of the fog and decay etc. late november is for zombies (commentary on consumerist culture). december is for psychological horror and stuff where they're trapped in a room because that's when you have to go to holiday parties with your family.

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one of the coworkers I assumed didn't like me - which made all those outings a bit uncomfortable - took me aside last night, put her hand sort of on my shoulder, looked me intensely in the eyes and said:

"just so you know, I do like you. I just have autism."

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i miss them so bad :(

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it only just now dawned on me that I’ll very likely learn who won the election from those Supernatural homosexuals. this is how we live now.

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Shout out to my dad because it’s Father’s Day and while I sorta hate his guts, I live in his house and I’m trying to be nice so..

Uhhh… thanks for calling my Senior Prom date a tool?? It’s the best thing you ever did for me????? Thanks man you suck but like, that was a good move on your part 👍👍👍

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There’s a tweet I’ve seen that mentions Jesus, son of a carpenter, and his (possible) reactions to the scent of the cross.

And I just want people to stop and think about this for a moment. Like…

Jesus, son of God, in the form of Man, was raise by a carpenter. He was the firstborn of Joseph, though he bore no blood of him.

He likely helped Joseph with his carpentry projects, at the very least was raised with carpentry tools and the wooden pieces all around him.

Do you think he thought of both his Heavenly father and his Earthly father as he climbed Golgotha?

Do you think he felt touched by both of them, for a moment? God’s Will and the scent of Joseph baring down on him as he walked, bleeding and beaten?

I wonder if, even for a second, Jesus wondered what Joseph would say about the construction of the cross, if Joseph’s voice echoed in his ears, the lessons on construction and worthwhile wood that had been etched into his brain came leaking out along with his blood.

I want to know if Jesus, the Son of God, felt more like Jesus, son of Joseph, for a moment before his death.

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Thinkign about. The Neature Walk guy,,

That Bitch lives rent free in my head, even after 7 years. Dumbass Science Teacher (affectionate) made us watch the videos in his class, for reasons I don’t actually remember, but it ended with a bunch of Juniors walking around our high school saying:

“Hey, that’s pretty neat!”

All the fucking time. It was dumb and I fucking LOVED it. You could say it about the stupidest shit and it made it like. Immediately 3000000 times better.

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

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old habits die hard

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told them i’m into overstim and they confiscated my noise canceling headphones and took me to the grocery store

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