teething-possum
Possum- Now With A Knife!
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Possum's the name, rebloggin's the game-The only pronouns I qualify for at the point are loud/bastard-I often ask myself, "how did this happen?". The answer is often, "because you are a loudass bastard that has become a harem anime protaganist, accidentally. what can you do."
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teething-possum · 14 hours ago
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Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖
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teething-possum · 15 hours ago
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We're doing a White Elephant dice exchange in one of my d&d campaigns and I'm wrapping the tiniest dice for it
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teething-possum · 15 hours ago
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everybody is drooling for the blond guy from dungeon meshi. that guy is 100% real and I know like six of him, what you are looking for is a marine biologist
1. spends a long amount of time doing something weird far away from society
2. will not stop talking about their animal
3. has definitely eaten their animal and has strong opinions on how to cook it best
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teething-possum · 15 hours ago
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literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.
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teething-possum · 19 hours ago
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I love the word vitriol it looks like an anxiety medication name brand. To me.
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teething-possum · 19 hours ago
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I have 76 pages of cookie clicker on my phone
keep going. you can start deleting family pictures if you need more space
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teething-possum · 19 hours ago
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its dark outside. i'd better press 'f' to activate my 'flashlight'
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teething-possum · 19 hours ago
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"What do you think of Sonic?"
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teething-possum · 2 days ago
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back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup
THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL
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teething-possum · 2 days ago
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teething-possum · 2 days ago
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teething-possum · 2 days ago
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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit
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teething-possum · 2 days ago
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[spelunking] sniff sniff... ACHOO! something in this Cave is triggering my Allegories...
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teething-possum · 2 days ago
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*extremely drunk screaming at the rest of the dinner table* Minun is nothin withoug plusle
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teething-possum · 2 days ago
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I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!
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teething-possum · 2 days ago
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design comm for a rainfall lich
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teething-possum · 2 days ago
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I think more games with romance should include polyamory as an option. Not just because of inclusion purposes but also because a lot of these games are super long RPGs and I sure as hell don't have time to replay the game 5 times to romance everyone I wanted to.
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