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︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                    { THE FIGHTER }

“Valentines day? More like BOY COOTIES!”

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︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                           { THE MANUFACTURER }

//yo. depression kicked me in the ass. but i guess ill do one liners to get warmed up.

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thenotesofaveryoddgirl:

Naomi led the tooth fairy outside. “Hmm… What can we take the teeth of… Let’s go and see if we can find a stray cat, okay?”

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                      { THE FIGHTER }

“YAY! I can crunch, crunch, crunch on that!”

She dragged Naomi out of the room excitedly.

[teethgun]

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                      { THE FIGHTER }

“To every Monakas that follow me...”

“PEE YOUR PANTS.”

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I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU GUYS SO TELL ME YOUR NAME AND SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF ッ

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FANTASY AU: START!

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“HFFFFFGG CHESTNUTS FHFHGKD GUN FDSA”

                                                            armed with a jakobs

                 h om || law || munn || muusee

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thenotesofaveryoddgirl:

“I need my teeth, so no. Let’s go find an animal or something we can give you the teeth of, okay? How does that sound?” She offered the tooth fairy her hand to take, if she wanted.

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                        { THE FIGHTER }

She happily took Naomi’s hand.

“Teeth! Teeth! Teeth!”

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thenotesofaveryoddgirl:

“Tell me what you want to eat and I’ll try to get it for you.” Naomi offered, filling a little pitty on the creature. “Deal?”

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                         { THE FIGHTER }

“Teeth! I eat teeth! I’m the tooth fairy! Uwah! Fresh teeth is the best teeth. Hungry!”   

She flaps her tattered, see-through wings in excitement. Bits of dust fly everywhere with each and every flap. Her head cocks in confusion.

“What about your teeth?”

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thenotesofaveryoddgirl:

Naomi blink, not sure of what is happening. “Answer me!” She demanded. “Now! Who are you, why are you here and what do you want?”

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                         { THE FIGHTER }

“Crunch, crunch, crunch. I’m hungry!”

Her maw full of teeth opened wide, her tongue sticks out with it. A low growl bellows from her stomach. Her grey skin almost seems translucent. It’s clear she’s starving.

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thenotesofaveryoddgirl:

@teethgun liked this for a starter

There was somehting in her room. Was that a pixie? She couldn’t tell just by looking, but she currently held the thing in her hand, holding it so it won’t ran. A female, she thought. Maybe. “Who are you?” She demanded to know. “And why are you in my room?”

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                         { THE FIGHTER }

“Crunch, crunch! Love the crunch!”

Her voice sounded like if a toddler’s voice got meshed with sandpaper and put into an echo chamber. A wide grin spread across her face. Beady eyes stare unblinking. With her tender hand, she points towards the girl’s mouth.

“Crunch!”

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ultimvtecosplayer replied to your post “︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                  ...”

"What fourth wall?"

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                         { THE FIGHTER }

“Whaaaaat? Can you count? One! Two! Three! Four!”

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brainwcshed replied to your post: ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                              ...

//EXTERNAL SOBBING//

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                         { THE FIGHTER }

“Eat a wiener.”

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︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                          { THE MANUFACTURER } 

//I made a new crack tag....

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︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                         { THE FIGHTER }

“Did somebody say fourth wall?”

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thequeenofdespair replied to your post “︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                 ...”

"And what do we do with dumb boys?"

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                        { THE FIGHTER }

“Punch ‘em!”

[teethgun]

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ *:･ﾟ✧                                                                         { THE FIGHTER }

“Boys are dumb!”