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Gonna move my non s3xual fanfictions to my main blog, and keep the nsft ones here :33

My 13+ blog is @jacobseedisbabygirl !!!

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Darlin (Touch Starved Dutch Van Der Linde X M!Reader)

[Oneshot]

Dutch discovers that he's incredibly touch starved, ends in fluff <3 (slight angst?)

⚠️ MINORS/AGELESS BIOS/SHE/HER + Fem aligned people DNI or I will message you to respect my boundries! ⚠️

It happened late one night, Dutch was back from a rough job. It was 1 the morning. Dutch enters the tent, sighing. He was exhausted.

He felt his heart flutter, seeing you, his sleeping lover. He smiles, carefully walking over before realizing. You were in his bed. In his tent.

"(Y/n).. Darlin.. Come on. You're in my bed." He says. You only whine, curling up into a ball and burying under the blanket. Dutch chuckled to himself. "(Y/n).. my sweet boy.." He shakes his head, giving in. He gets ready for the night, and gets into the bed. Thankfully it was large enough to fit two people.

You bury yourself in Dutch's chest, wrapping your arm around his waist. Dutch froze, unsure of what to do, his mind racing. He took a deep breath, slowly wrapping his arms around you. His eyes fluttered, as he completely melted at the sensation.

At that moment, Dutch realized he wouldn't be able to get enough of your touch. The way your arms felt against his waist, feeling your face pressed up against his neck. It felt like heaven.

He held you tightly, feeling tears stinging in the corners of his eyes. He buried his face onto the top of your head, trying to keep his emotions at bay. Someone loved him enough to hold him. He wiped his cheeks void from tears, pressing a kiss to your forehead, his hands lovingly caressing your cheek.

He loved you. And would not let go even if his life depended on it.

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🥺👉👈 my heart

sleeping with simon riley is a chore.

retired/civilian simon riley in mind :) part two found here.

simon sleeps like a rock; a big heavy boulder that has no problem turning over at any moment and rolling lazily on top of you, trapping you under his usually firm muscles that have gone soft from being so lax. you’re lucky that his arms respect the fact that you’re right there, enveloping you as soon as you’re in reach.

and just so naturally, he runs hot. he’s a human furnace and he knows it — working out shows that detail when his face always flushed rosy afterwards, skin glistening and radiating heat like a force of nature. though, he plays coy when he’s sliding two very warm hands into your shorts and wedging them in between your thighs to ‘get warm’, this action becoming a staple of his night time routine.

simon is a blanket gripper, maybe potentially (unintentionally) blanket hogger as well. sure, sometimes he sleeps stationary — back pressed flat to the mattress, arms untucked from the blanket surrounding to fold over his chest as if he’s laying in his own personal tomb — but, other times, he’s just gripping onto the blanket as if it’s an emotional sleep support. and god forbid he decides in his sleep to turn over with the duvet whilst he’s gripping it, he might just take the blanket draped over your side of the bed and you along with it.

simon who can’t keep himself from curling into you if he’s holding you in his sleep. he’s almost like a cat when sleepily or unconscious, burying his face into the crook of your neck, pressing your back to the broad of his chest, and nuzzling his cheek into your hair when he stirs just a little from sleep. his arms, as thick with muscle as they are, are closed around you like an iron brace, sealing your fate of being in his personal teddy bear for a good 4-6 hours or more.

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I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises

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*feral gay demonic screeching*

messing around with simon's face again...

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AU where everything is normal except V looks like this...

Yes, that's V's mouth and eyes... (my screenshot, please do not repost/use for ai garbage ❤️)

IF YOU DO NOT RESPECT MY "DNI" I WILL PERSONALLY MESSAGE YOU MYSELF AND (politely) TELL YOU TO RESPECT PEOPLE'S DNI.

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Fuck The Bad Thoughts Out (Leon Kennedy/FTM!Reader Smut)

DO NOT USE MY FIC FOR AI TRAINING!

MINORS AND AGELESS BIOS/FEM READERS GO AWAY! THIS IS NOT FOR YOU! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!

IF YOU DO NOT RESPECT MY "DNI" I WILL PERSONALLY MESSAGE YOU MYSELF AND (politely) TELL YOU TO RESPECT PEOPLE'S DNI.

Content Warning: daddy kink/br33ding, unprotected sex (PSA: Testosterone is not good as birth control! Please use a condom during penetrative sex!)

Terms/pronouns used for reader: He/him + good boy + hole

"Darling? Can you come here for a sec?" Leon says, walking into your bedroom. You stretch before you get up.

"Everything ok..?" You ask, following him out.

"I just.. wanted to talk to you about something. I'm worried."

Leon's eyes held some sort of.. Sadness in them. You were confused, and worried. Leon's arms wrap around your waist as he brings you closer. He brings his hand to your chin, lifting it so you could meet with his gorgeous, icey blue eyes. His grip on your chin is a little tight, but comforting nonetheless.

"I don't like how you've been talking about yourself, babe." His tone is teasing, yet firm. "I'm sorry Leon.. I just.. I can't.." You sigh. Tears welling in your eyes. Leon sighs, hugging you tightly to his chest. "I know. Maybe I can't stop them from running around in that beautiful head of yours. But I can distract them..?" He says as he looks down at you. You look up in return, seeing the suggestive smile. "You mean..?" You feel your heart flutter at the idea. Just seeing the look in his eyes.. Gods.. It made you excited. Leon chuckles, leaning forward towards your ear.

"I'll fuck those thoughts so hard right out of you, until they're leaking out with my cum." He purrs in your ear. Your face flushed red as you feel his hot breath hitting your skin. You feel your face burning as he pulls you towards his bedroom.

You're pinned down to the bed in a flash, feeling Leon's hard cock pressing against you through his and yours clothing. You whine, his palm pressing against your crotch. You feel his hand pressing hard against you. You grind against his hand, hips lifting up to feel any sort of relief.

"Damn, someone's getting needy." Leon chuckles. He presses his lips against you, grinding his hips into yours. You moan into his lips, digging your nails into his back.

"My sweet baby boy, so good for me.." He says as he's pulling away. His face flushed, catching his breath. He gets off the bed, taking off his belt, and pulling off his jeans. He motions for you to come forward, as he pulls his hardened cock from his boxers. "You remember the safe word, darling?" He mumbles, hand caressing your cheek, while the other slowly strokes his cock.

You nod, practically drooling at the sight.

Leon chuckles. "Well? Say it. Or you won't get what you deserve sweet boy."

"Red." You gulp. He smirks, hand running through your hair.

"Good boy." He says. "Now. Back on the bed. Now." He orders. You obey, moving to get comfortable. He pulls off your bottoms, and chuckles, seeing how excited he had gotten you. He pulls your boxers off. You squirm a bit, feeling impatient as Leon rubs the lube onto himself. He kisses you again, this time it's needy, possessive. You moan out as he presses a lubed finger into you, thrusting it in and out slowly. You whimper, gripping his back as he preps you. He presses another finger into you. His fingers are callused. But that's what made it feel so much better. It was intimate. After a few minutes of this, he speaks up.

"Think you're ready for me, darling?" He questions. You nod.<

You moan loudly as he pushes into you, slowly. You're trembling as he does. "F-fuck baby boy.. So d-damn tight for me~" His voice wavers. Once he bottoms out, you squirm against him, his bare, hot cock filling you up so nicely.

"P-please-.." You beg.

"You want me to move? Hmm? Fuck those thoughts out you?" You nod. Leon smiles, pressing a kiss to your lips as he begins to fuck into you. You moan, arching your back as he picks up the pace, knowing full well you would tell him to slow down if you needed him to. Leon pants, wrapping his arms around your waist as he claims you. "S-shit darling.. You feel so damn good around my cock~" You feel like you're in heaven. "F-fuck.. Daddy.." That sparked a fire as Leon fucks you. He pulls out, flipping you around and fucks back into your hole. "You like Daddy fucking you like this, darling?" His hot breath hitting the back of your neck. "Y-yeah~" You respond. "I'm going to breed you.. Fill you up with so much cum.." His voice was shaky as he picks up his pace, clinging onto your hips.

You feel hot as his cock hits a certain spot, letting out a loud, soft moan, arching your back into him, making you cum, your whole body shaking. Leon picks up the pace, breathing heavily. Leon growls, it was primal. It was obvious he was holding himself back. He picked up the pace, nails digging into your hips. "I'm so close darling. So fucking close. You're such a good boy. Taking my cock so fucking well." He says. You feel your eyes water from the pleasure, your legs trembling as he slams his thick, bare cock into your hole.

His cock twitches.

You moan as a hot, thick substance fills your hole right up. His eyes flutter, slamming in one last time, making sure to breed you properly. As he pulls out, you could feel his and your cum dripping from your hole a little. The feeling was so, so good.

Leon chuckles, plopping next to you, cuddling you tightly to his chest. "You alright? Was i too rough? Hmm?" He mumbles. You shook your head, completely melting into his warm skin. He sighs, rubbing your back. "We'll get cleaned up in about 10 minutes. And then we can cuddle more~" He coos. You smile.

You swore after that, your anxiety pretty much dissipated.

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I managed to finish that El Rubio one-shot/flash fanfic that I promised. I'll also post it on AO3 later, but for now, it's only going to be found here. 👀

I marked this post as mature just in case. I've seen smut posts that aren't marked, but it doesn't hurt to be safe.

Anyway, enjoy reading a short fanfic of El Rubio getting off with a sex toy. It's also a "porn without plot" kinda fanfic, so the action happens right away lmao. 😏

(GIF below by me)

The blond man knelt down in his panic room and grasped his nine-inch dildo — which was lubricated and sticking to the floor — with one of his hands. Carefully lowering himself onto it, he inserted almost the entire length, the bottom part remaining outside.

He could feel his hole instantly begin to pulsate around it. It left him desperately wanting to get on with the action, and surely enough, it was not long until he did so. He let out a groan as he started to stroke himself and ride the toy, taking it slow and easy with both movements.

His erect dick also throbbed, and a small amount of pre-cum happened to leak from the tip. The sensations within him felt too incredible, especially since he experienced a strong wave of ecstasy from cocaine.

Although he did not use the toy for a very long time, he eagerly wanted more.

Riding it and touching himself slowly seemed too boring to him.

Juan gradually increased his pace doing both. He felt as if the toy was immediately stretching him out, despite not using it for a while. He moved smoothly against it, and it only made his lower body tremble. Though he was shaking a lot, he tried his hardest to stay propped up with his knees and legs. 

The pleasure coursing through him made him feel as if he would lose balance and collapse, but he used what he could of his strength to remain kneeling on the floor.

"Ay... d-dios mío," he moaned.

He still felt his hole and cock throbbing and his legs trembling, and he found himself hyperventilating as well. The cocaine he had taken earlier made his private moment seem mesmerizing yet highly intense. He was also much calmer and less anxious, forgetting that he was chasing down and trying to kill the psychopathic person robbing him, as he was only focused on his alone time.

He had the option to go to his favorite guard, whom he had a sexual relationship with, but he solely wanted to be somewhere isolated. Even then, he sometimes preferred using his dildo instead of fucking another man, as it allowed him to do whatever he wanted when getting off.

Using it to unwind, too, and after a robbery was notably a good idea.

He needed it after all.

At that moment, he began to think about the guard, Manuel. Juan recalled the different times when they'd fuck in the sauna, with the drug lord also offering a higher salary in exchange for their sexual activities. On rare occasions, he would take the bottom role while having complete control and dominance over his guard. He was even a vocal and moaning mess just like Manuel, and both especially enjoyed being manhandled and abused.

He was the perfect fucktoy for Juan.

The cartel boss then proceeded to ponder the times he'd bottom — sweat forming on his forehead, groaning and cursing in his thick accent, and being slapped or having his hair pulled, all while getting roughly fucked by his younger employee.

He moaned at the thought, suddenly feeling an extreme, overwhelming sense of pleasure running through him. He did not know if he was on the verge of orgasm after only several minutes of masturbating, but he wished that his climax was delayed; he simply craved more of his toy and never wanted to finish just yet.

"F-Fuck. I-I better not... fucking cum... yet. I don't... want t-to... fucking... st-sto- ah, sh-shit!"

He happened to speak too soon, as his body unexpectedly convulsed more violently than before, causing him to pause his movements with the toy. He leaned forward and propped himself up, his other hand lying flatly against the floor. Breathing quickly, he quivered and shook as a few slow drops of cum left his dick.

Juan lowered his head, still jerking off, as he watched himself finish. He could only let out another moan as the thick, white substance slowly trickled down and spurted from the tip.

He was unable to control his body shaking, too, but he didn't want to ignore or stop it. Besides, it wasn't unusual or out of the ordinary that he was dealing with a strong orgasm. Such a feeling never occurred when he would top or use toys for his cock, but despite having powerful and pleasurable climaxes when receiving penetration, he preferred giving it.

Bottoming or anal play were special occasions for him.

Even when the last drop of cum finally left him, he continued to shake. Lifting his head, he stared at a nearby wall, still gasping rapidly as he waited for the effects of his climax to subside.

Eventually, an idea came to him, making him quietly chuckle. 

"Fuck it. This is too much fun. Another round won't hurt."

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help me manifest blue pennsylvania

like to charge reblog to cast

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Y'all, I made a 18+ (only) gen gaming discord server of anyone's interested! (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

Remember, it's 18+ only! No minors! And you're required to add your age! ❤️

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I am heavily kink shaming Coyle 24/7.

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A "Betrayal" Between Lovers (M!V X Male Reader)

IF YOU DO NOT RESPECT MY "DNI" I WILL PERSONALLY MESSAGE YOU MYSELF AND (politely) TELL YOU TO RESPECT PEOPLE'S DNI.

Cw: mention of fake death/guns/Cussing

"(Y/n).. I can't believe you'd do this to me... After all we've been through.." V seemed to be heart broken, staring at you. The whole fight you had helped him through. And now you pointed the gun at him. You rolled your eyes.

"V... It's just a game.." You spoke. V growled. "You're pointing your damn gun at me you motherfucker!" V yelled.

"Wow V.. Always so damn dramatic.." You said, before firing into V's head. "Hey!! Not fair!!" V called out as the foam bullet hit him in the forehead.

"Jackie was right. You're dramatic as hell." V glared at you, getting his toy gun ready. "Oh you're so dead."

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Andrew Tate would make a good BioShock villain

Minors/ageless bios DNI

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Having to ask as a anon because it wont let me ask on my writing account but - my brother gave me the idea to edit stickers onto Vaas and it gave me the idea of Vaas letting his s/o put stickers on his face just for fun. :33

Stickers (Vaas/Male Reader)

Tw: Its vaas. he spicy boi/reference to canon typical violence <3

@lostamongthestarz enjoyyyy (my new frien, pls go follow him, he's hella cool!!)

DO NOT USE MY WRITING FOR AI TRAINING

You find some stickers and decide they would look best on your spicy pirate's face <3

"(Y/n), what the fuck are you doing?" Vaas asked, opening his eyes upon feeling a tickling sensation on his face. You giggled.

"Nooothiiiing~" you said, placing a Hello Kitty sticker on his temple. "You'd better not be putting stickers on my face, Chico." Vaas chuckled. You pressed a kiss to his nose. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Vaas." Vaas yawned, turning to his side, taking you into his arms. After a moment, he froze.

"Amor. How many stickers did you put on me?" He questioned. You smirked, looking at the stickers on his shoulders. "I have no ideas what you're talking about." "(Y/n), how many stickers did you put on me?" Vaas asked in a faux serious tone. You only stared in response. Vaas sighed, getting up and looking into the mirror. You giggled and got up, pretending to escape.

"Tu pequeña mierda! Get over here!" Vaas laughed, gathering you into his arms. You squealed, squirming and laughing as he did. He shook his head in mock disappointed. He sighed as a couple stickers fell of his face. "You love me, you can't be mad at me~" You kissed his forehead, wrapping your arms around his neck. "Unfortunately, yes, I do, mi Carino." Vaas chuckled.

Hope you liked it!! This was fun to write hehe

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Masterlist

❤️= Fluff

🔞= Smut

💔= Angst + good ending

💔🥲 = Angst + bad ending

⚠️❤️ = Self-Ship fic

~Will update as I post~

Hitman:

Lucas Grey:

https://www.tumblr.com/tedious-gaymers/745272137332424704/minecraft-lucas-grey-x-male-reader?source=share ❤️ cw: alcohol consumption/drunk leon

Resident Evil:

Leon Kennedy/Ada Wong/M!Reader https://www.tumblr.com/tedious-gaymers/745252036664295424/what-do-we-do-with-a-drunken-idiot?source=share ❤️

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𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤, 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙜 <3

TW: mentions of r*pe, spicy adult fun time, a*bse, etc. (things I won't write to romanticize, not a fan of any of these)

IF YOU DO NOT RESPECT MY "DNI" I WILL PERSONALLY MESSAGE YOU MYSELF AND (politely) TELL YOU TO RESPECT PEOPLE'S DNI.

𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰, 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝. 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞.

About Me:

My name is Charlemagne (Sharky) Boshaw, I'm a trans gay man with adhd, and possibly autisim and obsessed with video games and writing <3 I am pro self-ship hehe (not pro ship, I'm not gross lol)

I will not Romanize r*pe/abusive behavior

MINORS/AGLESS/FEM ALLIGNED HUMANS DNI!!! seriously, I am sick and tired of blocking people. You are NOT mature enough. I promise you. Leave me alone.

I will not write anything harry potter/pro r0lwing lol

no incest, pedophilia, etc. (pro shippers fuck off)

I only write male/gn readers! No sexualizing my work pls lmao

Smut is allowed!! Just respect boundaries please!

no bestiality

I WILL NOT WRITE ANY ROMANCE BETWEEN SIBLINGS (THAT INCLUDES CLONES) (example: Lucas Grey + Agent 47)

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚘 𝟸𝚂𝙻𝙶𝙱𝚃𝚀𝙸𝙰+/𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒 𝚌𝚘𝚙/𝚙𝚛𝚘 𝙿𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎/𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚔 <𝟹𝟹 (POLY SHIPS/FICS ARE OK ❤️)

this is an anti-ai (includes c.ai) blog

Tag Navigation:

Tag: Other's fics = fanfictions i reblog that are not written by me

Tag: Smut = adult fun time

Tag: Other's content = content I reblog that I did not create

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Fandoms I will write for:

Cyberpunk

Fallout 4/New Vegas/TV Show

Hitman (newer series, diana burnwood, 47, etc.)

Cult Of The Lamb

Call of duty (Modern warfare remake series, don't know much about the other games lol)

Skyrim/Oblivion

Far Cry 3, 4, 5 and 6

Bioshock series

Zelda: BOTW

Bendy and the ink machine

Dead By Daylight

Undertale

Minecraft

Resident Evil

Team fortress 2

Mafia

Fictif/The Arcana

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Minecraft ( Lucas Grey X Male Reader)

This man deserves so much more than what IO interactive did to his character >:((

IF YOU DO NOT RESPECT MY "DNI" I WILL PERSONALLY MESSAGE YOU MYSELF AND (politely) TELL YOU TO RESPECT PEOPLE'S DNI.

Lucas Grey X Agent 47 shippers/proshippers/TERFS DNI

TW: death mention/canon typical violence mention

DO NOT USE MY WRITING FOR AI TRAINING

   "Darling, what are you playing?" Lucas asked as he sat next to you. He seemed tired. You could tell, from the look in his eyes. You leaned into him as you played. Lucas smiled as you did, pressing a kiss to the side of your head. 

   "It's just Minecraft, everything is all.. Blocky. It's fun though." You responded. You felt your heart flutter when he kissed you. "Wanna play with? I can show you how to play." You looked up at him. Lucas sighed, giving it some thought. He didn't have much to do other than sit and watch, taking a quick break from taking down providence, and the death involved. "Alright.. Where's the other remote?" You smiled brightly, and reached to grab the other remote. 

                                     ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

"Oh! I Found some coal!" Lucas spoke, happily mining away at the ore. "Oh sweet! Careful though, it's recommend that you mine on a different block next to the one you're mining, that way in case there's lava underneath you won't fall in and die." Lucas froze for a moment, clearly perplexed by your advice. "This is for children..?" You snickered. "Oh man, wait until we meet The Warden." Lucas sighed, playfully rolling his eyes at you. As he moved his character towards the coal, before a loud explosion disrupted Lucas' mining. 

lucasgrey was blown up by a creeper

You held back your laughter as Lucas sat frozen, puzzled. "What the hell was that??" he asked, re-spawning his character into the world. "Creeper. They've uh.. Got explosive personalities." You said. Lucas sighed, giving you his disappointed dad look. "What??" You stared back. "You're lucky I love you, (y/n)." He chuckled. He leaned over to press a quick kiss to your cheek.