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i need to be euthanized put me down

i say i just want someone to obsess over me without having to feel anything in return and then get obsessive n clingy whenever i get the slightest bit of attention and love

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i say i just want someone to obsess over me without having to feel anything in return and then get obsessive n clingy whenever i get the slightest bit of attention and love

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What if I just. Sneak into the archives. And start eating statements. I mean technically that'd help with the organization. Can't worry about organization and murderous entities if the statements no longer exist.

Do it then, coward.

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dahlia,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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Here is a litwtc drinking game you can play if you have a death wish:

Take a sip everytime one host cannot figure out how to yes and the others joke

Take a a sip if someone asks “did we answer the question?”

Take a sip everytime they talk about how long they have been recording

Take a big sip if Will goes on a seven minute or longer tangent which is about one specific writing quirk in a question

Take a sip if Chris says something Will doesn’t like

Take a big sip if Chris tries to come up with a joke but instead talks about infidelity

Finish your drink if Will mentions his doctor

Finish your drink if Chris farts

Feel free to add on!

[tedfagoffski]

they also need to fuck.❤️

just watched the first episode of a show and holy shit lesbians. guys. guys. lesbians

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just watched the first episode of a show and holy shit lesbians. guys. guys. lesbians

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Me and @cowardlykrow did a thing

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NO LITERALLY. SHE SAID FUCKING. THAT HER HEART BEATS FOR HER???????????? HOLY SHIT

just watched the first episode of a show and holy shit lesbians. guys. guys. lesbians

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melissa is like. actually so hot. oh my god

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melissa is like. actually so hot. oh my god

[tedfagoffski]

melissa is like. actually so hot. oh my god

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chat will you hate me if i say its from a marvel show (that my parents just kinda had on)

just watched the first episode of a show and holy shit lesbians. guys. guys. lesbians