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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...

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My favorite thing to say when someone won't do something for me is, "Aw, c'mon, it's my birthday this year," and if they catch on and say, "What are you talking about? This YEAR? Everybody has a birthday this YEAR," respond with, "You're really gonna act like this on everybody's birthday?"

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ok i get why people are theorizing that helly is actually helena in disguise but i want it to be helly lying to her friends. sorry she just must feel really guilty and freaked out for a lot of reasons and i love a betrayal. but it would be cool if it was helena too i guess

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I'm not saying that I ship it, I'm saying Tumblr at its height would not have let the fact that Irving was literally about to kill himself over another man stop them from acknowledging the insane intimacy homoerotic tension going on between him and Dylan in that scene.

I'm saying I can't believe Twitter has overtaken Tumblr as the central hub of unhinged gay shipping in 2025.

I'm saying I can't believe "oh they're just really good friends" would ever be the most popular explanation on TUMBLR for something like THIS:

It's very funny to me that immediately after the episode aired, I saw tons of people on Twitter being like "age gap yaoi???? 👀" about That One Scene and then I came over here to Tumblr and everyone's seemingly like "They seem like really good friends" about it lmao.

Like, that is not the way I thought it would break between websites.

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It's very funny to me that immediately after the episode aired, I saw tons of people on Twitter being like "age gap yaoi???? 👀" about That One Scene and then I came over here to Tumblr and everyone's seemingly like "They seem like really good friends" about it lmao.

Like, that is not the way I thought it would break between websites.

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SEVERANCE (2022—) 2.01 | Hello, Ms. Cobel

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Today's Seal Is: Hearty And Lovely

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Blue Hour Odyssey is a story rich game about a group of travelers, who must attempt to keep their spirits high as they journey through a world without sunlight.

Travel from node to node, manage resources and make narrative decisions that will impact the willpower of your three companions. Be careful -- if just one character loses all hope, you must turn back!

This game is available in a "pay what you want" capacity on Itch.

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coworker got me a magnetic poetry kit so we’re writing little poems on the filing cabinets at work

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You know, I bet someone could write a genuinely really interesting book on the history of the LTUE Writer's Symposium and it's sort of outsized influence on the modern SF&F publishing scene.

That person could not be me, because psychologically I would not survive the research process, but someone definitely could do it.

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Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.

First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

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If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and do does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

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"Well, I like you a lot more than I like the Empire. Where's your speeder?" ↪ Kay Vess meets The Mechanic/Selo (Star Wars Outlaws)