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And this, children, is why we don't drink whilst pregnant.  Let that be a lesson to everyone who's paying even the remotest sliver of attention here in this moment, because it's pretty much extremely important that someone learns a lesson from this.

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Even so ...

It does get worse, somehow.

Terrifying in and of itself as that thought may be.

I’M ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY FUCKING TERRIFIED OF THIS SHIT, IT LOOKS NOT ONLY LIKE IT’S GOING TO TRIP ON ITS OWN FEET AND FALL TO THE FUCKING FLOOR, BUT IT LOOKS AS IF IT WANTS TO TAKE THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH IT.

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So Mitchel's around now, huh.  Now it's like we need to get everyone else in on this whole Tumblr shtick.  The guild isn't enough if we're leaking out onto another website.  Gonna have to get in contact with some losers, then.

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Hmph.  Third time today I've had to reset the game.  It's getting laggy with how popular it is.  Kind of obnoxious ...  I hope Mitchel's not still looking for someone to play with him, because I think I give up here and now.  I need to ask if he even has a Tumblr, never thought of it, but then again, I wonder how many people would handle him well if he did have one.

Anyway, hey everyone.  Whoever's on, anyway.  I'm kinda bored if it can't be figured out.  Anyone wanna chat for awhile or something maybe?

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Kinda?  Pfft.  Not even close to kinda ...

Uh, 2409?

Snrk.  Is that a good or a bad thing?  I think it could be interpreted either way.  Depending on the angle and everything.  I typed angel the first time.  Since when were they involved in this?

yeah kinda i guess

hey by the way what year is it for you???

i think thats basically how i end up treating all my relationships whether i want to or not

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Haha, I know, right?  It's even better when you follow someone and they don't even acknowledge you and you later just respond to something and they realize how great you are and follow you back, and then they end up talking to you more than you attempt to talk to them.  But anyway. Hey, bro, what's with the caps lock? Not much going on here, just musing on what movie I wanna watch, I guess.  What's up with you?

FOLLOW PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY SEEM AMUSING

GET FOLLOWED BACK

???

PROFIT

HEY, ‘SUP?

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I'm not generally one to sugarcoat anything, you'll learn that about me.  But you should try it, bet it'd be interesting.  Is he worse than mine? Yeah.  Pretty much.  Doesn't help with some other things that are going on, and when you take into account he stopped bringing me to the nanny when I was nine, well you can figure from there what's been going on. 

i wonder what would happen if i tried to describe my relationship with bro is such blunt terms

that sounds like every single conceivable tier of balls on the echeladder of fucking SUCK

k

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Hey, guess who stopped spacing out and got some orange soda, and thus might start actually posting to some threads now? This guy. 

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timecrestgoatblade:

oh uh, k. what a dick. is that the usual “he” or just the generic “he” of the hour????

For all intents and purposes, if "he" is a worthless ignorant jackass who isn't paying any attention to the fifteen year old kid he leaves living alone out of the state he's actually in and only checks in with like three times a week, you can assume it's about him.

Otherwise, it might be someone else generally.  I don't vague blog often about people actually following me or anything, though, so I'm more likely to call them out by name. 

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so whos "he"

Uh, you mean in the last post I actually got to really posting before I got sidetracked?My dad.  Bro.  Whatever. 

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invisablelights started following you

Did you spell invisible wrong on purpose?  Your URL reminds me of this really really old singer that I kinda like.  She was really pretty, too, on that thought ...  Hmn. Anyway, hey, name's Dirk Strider.  Who're you? 

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Creepy Cocktails! (recipes)

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Tumblr sure is boring today.  And I'm out of soda, and he's not answering his phone.  Expected that, though.

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And yet, I think he's onto something here.  Don't get the "human marry" dealio, but hey.  Marriage for some cocoa, sounds like an idea.

ii would human marry 2omeone iif they made me hot chocolate.

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timecrestgoatblade:

hi

And the creative greeting award goes to us.  Look at us, starting up this conversation with some of the best lines. Ladies everywhere swoon because we are literally the thing they want, the men fall to their knees and clutch their balls, because their manliness is threatened by our general simultaneous existence.  Poor bastards.

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I forgot to draft every reply I owed and then my browser crashed and didn't bring 'em back up, so I was avoiding Tumblr for awhile because of that but now I'm bored.  So uh.  Hi guys.

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I can't not. It's not something I generally control. Look, can I just have an answer? I'll... leave you alone or do something for you or someshit, I just like to have all my ducks in a row when it comes to timeli... this stuff.

Uh huh.  If you can pinpoint me as MAYBE being that guy, I'm sure you can read my posts and find out for yourself?