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i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

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Game studios learn to optimize your fucking games challenge.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You are a toy. A glorified slinky.

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i love my son %appdata%

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what the fuck is this genre of gif called. i had a collection of these kinds of images and i lost them all these are only ones i can find.

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i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

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I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

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Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you're nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.

This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.

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starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

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This is the greatest thing ever

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Top icons OVERALL posted to @oldinterneticons in 2024

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It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

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I receive many emails from beautiful girl named javascript:void (0)

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

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