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news reports are saying that hamdan ballal (co-director of 'no other land') was attacked by settlers in the west bank and was arrested while on an ambulance receiving treatment. co-director yuval abraham says there has been no sign of him since.

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it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

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santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this

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showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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they just named these guys urban and townie

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mr milchick

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There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

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i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

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a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

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hmmm cobel inventing/developing the severance procedure as this orphaned child laborer at the OSHA noncompliant ether factory. something something about grief being the motivator for both mark and cobel

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GIRL IN YOUR MOTHERS DEATHBED

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David Lynch is directing dreams now btw

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gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic