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ship of theseus bumper sticker that says my other ship is this ship
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I'm sorry, the cephalopod facts continue during sex.
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going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.
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cant dm my mutuals like a normal person so i have to think of ridiculous things to post so i can maybe get an Interaction from them passivestyle
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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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YALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

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"kill them with kindness" no, actually
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