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Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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This is soooo me lol except delete everything you just said and replace it with a tasteful poem about a beautiful young man with strong shapely arms and a firm curvaceous body
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i was born from a wet paste that learned to dream btw
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Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy
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getting to know me for ~5 months or so then on month 6 things start to slowly click for you that ive clearly been trying to manufacture situations where you get struck by lightning
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“Our worst moments don’t define us.” This is the mantra Anya clings to, though her belief in it is fragile, often tested by the turbulent relationships and overwhelming pressures surrounding her life on the Tulpar spaceship. A nurse with dreams of becoming a doctor, Anya has tried and failed to get into medical school eight times. Her role on the Tulpar is one of makeshift necessity; her qualification, gained through the Pony Express nursing classes, allows her to care for the crew—though only just. The equipment is sparse, her knowledge is limited, and her own doubts about her competence are always lurking.
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computer developer: ah i wonder what shape i should make the thing you click with...
the helpful cursor:
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Hypothetical scenario: someone is on Ao3, looking for fanfiction to read. This person only speaks/reads English, and they set the language filter to only show fics written in English.
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I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.
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not only would they win a gift card but also a mug
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