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teavocationmagic · 12 hours ago
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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teavocationmagic · 2 days ago
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act 2 with a high charisma tav
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teavocationmagic · 2 days ago
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mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.
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teavocationmagic · 3 days ago
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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teavocationmagic · 4 days ago
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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand
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teavocationmagic · 4 days ago
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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teavocationmagic · 6 days ago
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Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable
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teavocationmagic · 6 days ago
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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people
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teavocationmagic · 7 days ago
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teavocationmagic · 7 days ago
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Outfit Appreciation ➝ When Harry Met Sally
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teavocationmagic · 7 days ago
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instead of blowing himself up, gale defeats The Absolute by answering the last question correctly.
the plot of BG3, but all the companions meet at the same boardgame cafe, playing on opposing teams with their respective tormentors in the most heated trivia night the sword coast has ever seen. they have to band together and form a new team to defeat everyone else, while The Absolute (real team name) tries to get as many members as possible to form a terrifying super team. last trivia night of the year, whichever team has the most wins from the year gets a prize, and our heroes are the only team standing in between The Absolute and victory.
(they win, naturally.)
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teavocationmagic · 7 days ago
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if i make this an x reader situation, reader is a redemption durge on the absolute's team with the chosen three, and defects to the heroes team to find love n friendship.
the tieflings work at the cafe and surrounding shops, and the druids run the animal shelter with halsin.
raphael is the evil businessman who's working with The Absolute to buy the cafe and turn it into a starbucks or something.
all the other little npcs are people from around the neighborhood and occasional patrons who make friends with our heroes over the course of the year, and then show up at the end to help them win against The Absolute.
barcus is the new employee who has the worst luck of any living being in the world.
the plot of BG3, but all the companions meet at the same boardgame cafe, playing on opposing teams with their respective tormentors in the most heated trivia night the sword coast has ever seen. they have to band together and form a new team to defeat everyone else, while The Absolute (real team name) tries to get as many members as possible to form a terrifying super team. last trivia night of the year, whichever team has the most wins from the year gets a prize, and our heroes are the only team standing in between The Absolute and victory.
(they win, naturally.)
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teavocationmagic · 7 days ago
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jaheira and minsc are regulars who start doing trivia nights once they realize someone needs to put this absolute in their place. halsin is a patron who works at the animal shelter next door and is just along for the ride.
withers owns the cafe.
the plot of BG3, but all the companions meet at the same boardgame cafe, playing on opposing teams with their respective tormentors in the most heated trivia night the sword coast has ever seen. they have to band together and form a new team to defeat everyone else, while The Absolute (real team name) tries to get as many members as possible to form a terrifying super team. last trivia night of the year, whichever team has the most wins from the year gets a prize, and our heroes are the only team standing in between The Absolute and victory.
(they win, naturally.)
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teavocationmagic · 7 days ago
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the plot of BG3, but all the companions meet at the same boardgame cafe, playing on opposing teams with their respective tormentors in the most heated trivia night the sword coast has ever seen. they have to band together and form a new team to defeat everyone else, while The Absolute (real team name) tries to get as many members as possible to form a terrifying super team. last trivia night of the year, whichever team has the most wins from the year gets a prize, and our heroes are the only team standing in between The Absolute and victory.
(they win, naturally.)
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teavocationmagic · 7 days ago
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Six years have gone by since 1998. Two since the death of your first (and only) love. So when the dead come knocking at your door after your life went to hell without warning, you have a tough time welcoming him back in. In Leon's defense, his hands were tied. You? You'd put your life almost unforgivably on hold after he blindsided you.
Maybe the only way to get you to listen is to tie yours.
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STRICTLY MDNI!! f / m make-up sex after a reunion gone sour. ANGST GALORE. established relationship but it's Messy, plot spans pre-re2r to re4r, character study (scar tour!!), Foreplay: The Movie, good bdsm etiquette...leon doms PLS STAY WITH ME. light bondage + blindfold, The Chair™️, munch MARATHON, emotions (read: LEON) keep edging you before an extremely self-indulgent dicking down. consensual unsafe sex, PRAISE, lil bit of mean ft. leon's possessive streak + morning after <3
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a/n: anon req gone wildly wrong. welcome back to ovulation week with vivi, THE MOST UNORIGINAL BITCH ON THE PLANET 😭 i read a fic about getting tied to a chair and discovered something about myself. now i’m convinced daydreaming about bondage w/ leon is how i passed finals. oops. pray i survive second sem y'all🧍
word count: 6.3k 🤡 // read on ao3
“The heart has its reasons which reason does not know.” - Blaise Pascal
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Like any good breakup scene, it starts with rain. 
A torrential downpour. Poseidon’s wrath lashing down the panes of your living room windows. The terrific sound of it is only drowned out by the hum of your TV set, the one source of light in this dark room and you, a moth to flame, circle it, afraid of getting too close lest you burn. 
The President’s on tonight. His daughter’s back safe and sound, having been spirited away to Spain. The press release is overjoyed to report that one indomitable man brought her back in a matter of days. President Graham declares it with a triumphant fist: an American hero stands in front of us tonight, and the crowd erupts in cheers for the First Daughter’s savior, but honest to God, you couldn’t give a shit about his heroics.
Not when Leon’s right there. Suited and tied. 
Or as close to living, breathing Leon as you could hope to get.
You inch closer to the screen when the camera pans over a face you haven’t seen properly in six years.
Sandy hair two shades darker, baby fat bereft on now-chiseled cheeks. It’s easy to pick apart the pixels of the man’s profile when he’s staring at the audience. Heart knocking against your ribs, you can’t help reaching out and tracing the angle of his jaw, this uncelebrated member of the President’s security entourage on national television who’s unknowingly subbing in for your once-boyfriend. Long-term, long-distance lover, if you wanted to flatter yourself. 
It doesn’t matter now. It’s getting late and dreaming should be done in bed. You reach for the remote to turn the prerecorded program off, and the rain starts falling – no, knocking – exceptionally harder against your front door. Urgently, like it wants in. 
And then the rain calls out your name.
The floorboards creak under your feet when you go to investigate through the peephole. A powder blue eye stares back.
“Who is it?” you call out, voice shriller than you’d like.
“Open the door, please? I’ll explain inside. It’s freezing out here.”
“I don’t let strangers in, sorry. Who are you?”
The rain answers in a familiar timbre that sends shivers down your spine. “Trust me, just this once.”
The doorknob clatters in surprise at the twist of your wrist, and swings open to reveal the man from your TV set, now escaped and peering at you through dewy lashes the pixels had hidden. Your eyes flit across his features: it’s the very same jawline, black suit identical to the one on your screen. Exactly the man your brain had tried hushing your heart from recognizing.
Your hold on the doorknob trembles.
“Hi, sweetheart.” Leon offers you a ghost of a smile as the storm pelts down his shoulders. “May I come in?”
“You watch the news a lot?” he ventures after a few minutes.
“Huh?”
Once the initial shock of Leon’s appearance subsides, something acrid settles in your bones. The silence between you two stretches like taffy waiting to be pulled. It sticks in your throat without much coming out to abate it. What else can you do when the dead rejoin the world of the living?
Make light conversation. You can do that. 
“Leon, I thought you died.” Or not.
He shoots you a half-grin. “I wouldn’t die on you just like that, you know.”
“You practically did,” you retort, voice going thick. 
You find old habits hard to break. It’s nothing new. You’re perched on the armrest of your couch, a familiar penchant Leon had smiled at when he shut the front door behind him. His habit of shaking his hair dry like a puppy also hadn’t gone away, much to the traitorous delight of your heart. You’d almost giggled when he accidentally sprayed you with rainwater doing it. 
Now, you’re watching him fold his suit jacket over one of your kitchen chairs with his back turned to you, an odd bulge in its left pocket threatening to send the whole thing crashing to the floor at any moment. Other secrets hang in the air like ghosts. Leon’s tie sits drying on top of your radiator. You think you should tell him to peel off his soaked dress shirt, he might catch a cold otherwise, but are you allowed to say that anymore? 
Worse still, why do you want to?
“I saw you on the news. That’s why,” you reply a beat too late. “You told me in your last letter that you were going to work for the government. Something to do with the President, and ever since then I…I turn it on when something big happens.”
Leon stops fiddling with his jacket, turning to you with wide eyes. “That was-”
“Two years ago?” You swallow. “I know.”
The letters sit burning holes in a box under your bed, all stamped and postmarked with no return address since 1998. The last day you’d seen him alive and breathing. 
Leon was the boy you’d hold hands with under desks in high school, a high school sweetheart as textbook as they come. You’d ditched prom to wish on shooting stars in the back of his first car, let him be the first to slip off your spaghetti straps when kissing grew too chaste to convey the giddiness in your chest. 
Puppy love turned into something perennial. Real. He’d carried moving boxes up the stairs of your first apartment, and you right after. You’d watched him rise through the ranks of the Academy. Cheered front row at his graduation, let him spin you in your highest heels right in front of your parents. Blushed when he’d squeeze your hand tighter walking past the jeweler’s at the mall. 
And you’d soaked Leon’s chest with tears before he rushed off to Raccoon City that September night so long ago, steely resolve in his eyes and a promise on his lips to come right back after doing his sworn duty.
Leon never returned. His letters did, though. 
Envelopes from seemingly nowhere – blacked out epistolary updates you’d read on your bathroom floor that grew briefer as weeks spiraled into months. 
What you could piece together from what wasn’t censored under an increasingly watchful eye was that Leon was under a government contract, fighting tooth and nail in some kind of training program that couldn’t have been any run-of-the-mill police kind. Something he had as little agency over as the frequency of his letters, he’d promised you. He was going to come home one day. Just one more month of training, one more mission, one last test. 
Leon was furious in his final message when he found out about the deal with the White House. The censor didn’t go through as much as it should have; you’d never been more grateful for the oversight as you tilted the page to read his scribbles in the margins.
Then came a terrifying radio silence. 
You waited each month afterwards for the postman to stop by your mailbox. Waded through a snowstorm in January to make sure the post office had your new address when you moved in 2003, practically begged the lady at the counter to check if they’d mixed up your letters with anyone else’s in the meantime. Nothing. 
“Two years, Leon,” you grit out, digging your nails into the leather of your couch. The tail end of his name takes on an ugly shape in your mouth when you rise to your feet, “I waited two years not knowing if you were alive or not.”
No one had answers to his disappearance except for the one you’d endured ever since he left: move on. 
The way he holds his tongue now, too, sets sparks alight in your throat. “And you want to know what happened to me since then?”
“Tell me,” Leon says softly.
Your voice falters. 
A dead man walking would take the breath out of you in any case, but it does even more so now that Leon looks larger than life – no longer an afterimage on TV and coming over to where you stand. Even with his shirt sleeves plastered to them from the rain, Leon’s arms look used to heavy duty; there’s a broadness in his shoulders he didn’t have out of the Academy. 
His mouth pinches when he stops a tentative foot away from you. “Tell me,” he repeats, frowning at your averted gaze. 
He’s waiting for you to speak. So close you could touch him, blood pumping through his veins just like you’d once prayed for until your breath ran out.
And it pisses you off. 
He doesn’t get to have it this easy.
“No.” 
Confusion colors his exclamation. “No?”
“No.” You smile bitterly at the ground when he backs off an inch, raising your chin to look him in the eyes as your own start to sting. “You don’t get to be the good guy. You don’t get to come barrelling back into my life, how’d you know I live here anyway…”
“I found out as soon as I could, you don’t think I’ve been worried sick about you-”
“Not after you cut me off!” 
“It’s not that simple!”
Two years. 730 days. Your throat so hoarse from crying the night before that you’d called off work some mornings. 
“You know what I think, Leon? I bet you thought I’d wait on you forever.”
He blinks fast, taken aback. “I wouldn’t- I couldn’t do that to you.”
“So you’d have come back even if I didn’t?”
Didn’t. A flicker of something soft crosses his face. “Really?”
With your heart beating out of your chest, you cross your arms and spit out a haughty, “Of course not.”
Leon stares.
The resulting silence stretches half a minute.
It’s a tepid standoff at first, made worse by you searching his person up and down. You wrack your brain for his old tells: a jumping muscle in his jaw, a furrow of his brow. Angry, pink cheeks accompanied by a crestfallen pout. 
Nothing. He’s dead silent.
So you double down. 
“My friends told me to settle down, said it wasn’t safe living alone,” you sniff, rocking on the balls of your feet. “So unless you-mmf!”
Lips, crashing onto yours. Burning warm. Two seconds of affection before a tongue flicks brashly over the seam of your stunned mouth. Your brain in overdrive. Leon no longer a foot away but pressed so fiercely against you that your camisole starts going see-through from the water still saturating his shirt. 
Your hands feebly come up to his chest, not to push him off like you should, but to cling to his collar. Old habit.
Fuck. 
“You’ve gotten mean, sweetheart,” Leon grins razor sharp, whispering into the corner of your mouth. “It’s a good look on you.”
“I’m not…” God, he’s kissing the sense out of your head. Your lungs suck in his breaths like a failed attempt to go cold turkey.
“Sure you are, lying to me like that. Watching the news just in case I’m there.” 
Rough hands dig under your thighs. Hoist you up like you’re made of feathers.
“Only your shoes on the shoe rack. Heels I bought you.”
Your feet dangle in the air, your head’s not used to the drop in air pressure this high. You’re being lifted – where? 
“You think I’m that dense, baby?” 
The sound of wooden scraping scratches your ears as you register one of your kitchen chairs being dragged to the middle of the living room. You’re plopped unceremoniously down. 
And with your vision swimming, you notice Leon finally taking off his shirt. Unbuttoning it with fervor, throwing the fabric onto the floor so hard there’s a wet thwack!, and suddenly, he’s knelt at your feet, looking up at you with teeth chattering from the chill and a blizzard brewing in his eyes.
The raging storm outside nearly quiets for him to tell you, “We’re gonna do it this way.”
A cocktail of resentment and curiosity churns in your stomach. You stare daggers at the ceiling. Leon snatches his tie off the radiator and wraps it around his hand, checking if it’s dry by now. 
It is. Good. 
“Since you don’t want to look at me so badly,” he hisses, “you won’t need to look at me at all.” He unfurls the tie and lays it flat against his palm. “This is going over your eyes so I can actually get something inside your head. And you’re going to feel everything I say, okay?”
“I feel cold. You got my shirt wet,” you spit back.
“Then take it off,” Leon says smoothly.
How rude. Utterly uncouth. 
You’ve never flung off an article of clothing faster. You’ve got nothing to hide, you’re fucking better than to play meek to his games. Your bra barely hides how your nipples pebble in the frigid air, and Leon sucks in a breath at the sight. You’re wearing blue lace. His favorite.
His tone softens a fraction of a degree when he instructs, “You say ‘stop’ and it’s over. Tell me you understand.”
“I do.”
The silk wraps gentler around your eyes than you expect. The living room disappears into velvet, and your fingers twitch, itching to fly at your face and investigate the cause of this new pitch black.
“Hands down. I need them more than you do.” 
Leon’s voice ripples in the darkness. Oh God. That must be why people do this sort of thing. 
“Are you nervous?” he asks, almost in awe.
Fuckfuckfuck. He wasn’t supposed to tell this early. 
“...a little.”
Your hand gets lifted into the air, your index and middle fingers separated from the rest. Leon touches their tips to the hollow in the middle of his collarbone, and right here, you feel the flutter of life. Wingbeats matching the race of your own heart. 
So is he.
There’s movement, butterfly wings brushing against your cheek when he reaches up to press a kiss there. Your fingers fall away from the base of his throat and land on a raised patch just below his right shoulder. It’s…almost star-shaped. Rough. 
“You have a scar here,” you breathe. “How’d you-”
“Bullet wound, 1998. I want you to keep going.”
You could’ve dug your nails into it. Scratched off one more reminder of the day Leon left you in the dark. His tie leaves you blind, but you don’t need sight to feel the trust Leon still has in you as he invites your fingertips to his chest. You go gentle into the good night with his voice to guide you.
“Knife scar,” he whispers. Soft, like how you trace over the mark. 
Your fingertips shake over his ribs.
“Burns from saving a little girl. She had eyes like yours.”
The trek is arduous, nonlinear. The same injuries show up again and again, scattered across his body like fireworks. You think you’re fine, using one hand for the job and clutching the other to your heart so it won’t break, and then you slip, grab onto his shoulders for support, and your palms fall over the flat of his back.
Two symmetrical gashes spread across his shoulder blades – Icarus’ wings singed off.
“I’ve tried saving a lot over the years, sweetheart,” Leon goes quiet, a new grief clogging his flow of explanation. “Thought I could have it all at first, you and this job. I wrote you less, told myself you’d already moved on, but you’re right, I…I wanted to keep you.” You discover tears sound thick when he laughs. “I’ve lost so fucking much these six years and I don’t know why I can’t bring myself to lose you too.”
“The kids in high school,” trembles your own voice, “they said I’d run away with you, but you ended up running from me.” 
“When you’re all I have left?” Leon brings your palm to his cheek. “How could I?”
“But you did!” you sob, banging weak fists against his chest.
You remember the pity, the snide judgment. Declining invites and frustrating friends when you’d flake on blind dates set up to get you out of the house. Switching excuses every time somebody back home called and inevitably asked, So when are you and Leon going to visit? Warring against logic (of course he’s fucking dead) and the arrested development of your heart as you rolled dice on his return. Four years in a stupor of when, two of what now?
Spending all that time at odds with yourself and the world turned you into a real tough kid. A callous bitch. Eventually, you forced yourself to explore your options like a grown woman should. Tried your hand at anything legal to forget the sinking feeling in your chest. Had a phase where you’d wake up in a stranger’s bed only to go home and collapse, rereading Leon’s letters in the cardboard box under your own. If it was steel that marked his back like this, yours is streaked with flint.
And that’s exactly what you tell him. 
Immediately, his shoulders straighten. “So you’ve gone on a few dates.”
If he wanted to be polite about it, yes.
“Did they fuck you as good as I did?”
You splutter. A cold zephyr breezes over your breasts when Leon exhales. There’s a rattle of metal – his belt, you register faintly – and your eyes squeeze shut behind your blindfold when he rises from his kneel, leaving the space between your thighs empty. 
“That is one hell of a greeting after six years, sweetheart.” His chuckle is dark, delightful. “Hands behind your back.” 
“You’re not fucking arresting me right now, Leon, I don’t know what you’re playing at,” you squeak when he loops leather over your wrists. Annoyingly, they fit perfectly in his palm. “Have you lost your mind? You- I still can’t see!”
Leon’s hold goes still. “Is that a stop?”
You huff indignantly. 
He shakes your wrists. “I don’t mess with that shit. Do you want me to stop?”
“…no.”
“Good. Comfortable?”
Embarrassingly enough, the back of your kitchen chair isn’t half bad to have your arms around. Giving your newly bound hands a wriggle, you answer Leon with a quick nod, and he presses his lips to the back of your head in confirmation. He circles back between your thighs, a vulture in the dark. Your knees shove open courtesy of two calloused palms. 
“Lift your hips,” is your next instruction. And then, “These are coming off.” 
Your bottoms slide off in a fleeting caress down your legs. A cushion pushes between the surprised arch of your back and the chair’s straight one, leaving your bare, trembling- oh God. 
Oh God. He’s-
“You’re going to hold perfectly still and let me say hello to my favorite girl, sweetheart. Poor thing hasn’t gotten any attention since I’ve been spoiling you with all my talking.”
A kiss falls onto your clit. Your hips jerk up – oh shit! 
Leon seizes the opportunity to lick into your entrance before further coherent thought can form in your brain. 
He must’ve planned it, counting on your brainless reflexes to push your hips further into his scorching mouth. You get points for being brave, though: swallowing screams, pretending your thighs aren’t fighting to clamp around his head, attempting an escape to your happy place when really, this is it – this painstakingly sweet suction on your nerves.
He pops off with a wet smack! magnified by your blindfold. Slurs, “Missed this pussy so fuckin’ much,” dives back to trace figure eights around your clit with the tip of his tongue. 
You pretend the icy air is curling your toes for ego’s sake. Try and stave off morbid curiosity. “You…didn’t see anyone? All this time – hah!”
“Do you have any idea,” suck, “how many times I’ve come into my hand thinking of you?”
Your heavy head falls back with a wail.
“How many times I’ve fucked my fist to your name?”
“Leon!”
He pulls away at your keening cry, deaf to any begging to come back. “You just never know what’s good for you, baby. You don’t listen to your friends, you let me tie you up like this, fuck yourself on my face…” 
There’s rustling, and your living room bursts with color as a sharp tug untwists the knot of Leon's tie behind your head. You enter the world in tears all over again. 
“Pleasepleaseplease, I was so close-”
And when the darkness subsides, you’re free to lay eyes on the perpetrator. 
Leon.
Leon with his hair mussed to high heaven, pushed to his forehead by the greedy grind of your hips. Ocean eyes surveying you over a mouth flushed red with cheeks to match. A fallen angel at your feet, working his sinful tongue inside his mouth as he breathes.
Blood thumps through your veins. Your chest heaves. The chair is sticky, uncomfortable; entirely your fault. Your hands writhe behind your back as you struggle to sit up properly against the pillow and salvage some of your pride.
Leon’s gaze fixes on the floor. “I didn’t. Didn’t have time, didn’t want to. Whatever you want to call it.”
“I’m sorry,” you whisper, throat swelling with thorns, and he groans like you kicked him in the ribs.
He rises to his knees as you slump; reaches behind the chair to unbuckle your restraints, shaking his head. “Yeah, I should be. I put you through hell for six years. I came back from Spain expecting to introduce myself to your fiancé or something, you know? Should’ve brought flowers at least.”
A hot tear slides down your cheek. 
It was Leon. On the news. The President’s daughter, the rescue. 
The hero.
This is how you welcome a hero home?
Spying your arms wilted at your sides, Leon takes the opportunity to press his mouth to the plush of your inner thigh. This time, it’s a warming salve when he kisses into your skin, unlatching only to move an inch and repeat, sucking roses the shape of his mouth onto the softest parts of you.
He rasps into your slick flesh, “Just let me have this, and I promise I’ll go.”
And he noses his way back into your folds, quickly giving up on flowery notions to feast like a man starved. You’re lulled to sleep by the lap of his tongue before he starts working it with the prowess of a Swiss knife, soothing and scalding in turns as it digs into your now oversensitive cunt. The scrape of his 5 o’clock shadow on your inner thigh makes for a maddening mix.
It all sends you crumpling over his head with a cry. 
His hungry hand pays no mind, scrambling under the lace of your bra to knead at your tender breast, thumbing at your nipple. You pay back the favor, fisting chunks of his hair as your arousal drips down his chin, and Leon’s thanks arrive in the form of guttural whines you’d forgotten you could wrench from him. 
So goes Leon’s last meal. You’d be enjoying it too if your brain hadn’t finally caught onto what came out of his mouth before he turned it into a decoy.
I’ll go.
Good luck fighting the itch to interrupt. 
You yank hard, and he moans complaint through a mouthful of pussy. “It’s not gonna work,” he gasps when you wrench his face from between your thighs, demanding explanation. 
“So you’re just going to walk out on me again?” you snap through a haze of tears. “What about what I want?”
“You want this?” 
Leon shoves your hands deeper still, wincing when he purposely digs your nails into his scalp. 
“Pull. Make it hurt,” he swallows, voice cracking. “Tell me to get the hell out. Tell me you hate me for breaking your heart. Find someone who’s in your life enough to love you right, and let me set you free, sweetheart, please. I can’t take it.”    
By all means, you should take his offer. 
Pull out every damn strand of hair on his head. Give him a taste of his own medicine. Go on for God’s sake. What happened to drinking yourself to half to death, trying to water down the fear that Leon beat you to its doorstep?
Think about never having to wake up to the cold side of your bed again. Don’t think about how perfectly Leon’s cheek cradles into your thigh. How he lets you map the moles on his neck when you have trouble falling asleep.   
Finally having a shoulder to cry on, someone who sweeps you off your feet, inside jokes that confuse everyone but you two. Forget how Leon won your heart as a teenager doing exactly that. 
Getting called pet names that make you blush in front of your friends: baby, angel, darling, sweetheart. Don’t you dare imagine each one rolling off Leon’s tongue the first time he crowned you with them.
Do not, above all circumstances, remember that wrapped in your arms right now is the boy who, after saving the President’s daughter all by himself, ran back to you within hours of his return. Who’d waited for you in his own way.
Your hands drop to cup his cheeks. Wetness makes your thumbs slip when you brush them across — the rain had to have dried off long ago. And with eyes misting shut, you thread your fingers as tenderly as you can through Leon’s hair, and press a kiss to the top of his head. 
“You’re really doing this?” Leon’s whisper wavers a decibel above hope.
Hotel citrus stings your nose, and you wonder how long it’ll take to replace it with the scent of your shampoo. 
You’ve missed this. Missed him. 
“The clearance I have after this mission, it’s insane,” he’s twenty-one again at the touch of your lips, gushing in disbelief over his badge coming in the mail with you at the kitchen table, “I-I couldn’t believe I got them to let me go right after the press release. Alone! I can’t be home all the time but it won’t be like before, I can actually come back, and if you want me to-”
But unfortunately, the relentless throb between your legs forces you to school your expression into anything except elated at the unfolding prospects.
“Leon.”
His grin flashes white. “Yeah?”
“If you came back just to eat me out, I’ll kick you out for real.”
It must be fun, you gripe, thinking straight without soft breaths fanning embers between your legs like a sadistic bellows for the past ten minutes; ruining your cushion beyond hope of wash or repair. 
Leon lets out a barking laugh, head thrown back, and aghast, you bat at his chest. 
“Mean really is a good look on you. You don’t want to talk details?” he teases, pulling you in for a kiss that tastes like desire – like you.
“Not when you’re- you know-” you splutter, antsy.
“Oh, come on. Say it.”
“You used to be nice to me!” 
Sadly for you, you’ve kissed him giddy, and giddy turns him cocky real fast. 
“I’ll give you whatever you want if you tell me, angel. Four words.” He grins, tucking a hand between your thighs to interrupt your squirming and raising the other to count, “‘Leon. Please…’”
“Fuck me already!” you cry, and it’s three, but he sweeps you up in a blur of limbs anyway.
Bra strap falling off your shoulder. His mouth sealing onto yours. Pussy sobbing for attention over the crotch of his dress slacks. Leon groaning at the feeling of you soaking through fabric covering a held-off arousal so hard there’s no way it doesn’t hurt. His endurance training had come in handy, it seems.
There’s a blind fumbling in the dim light as he grits out a “Gladly,” and stumbles out of your living room in a mad rush, sacrificing his shoulder to several walls for the sake of kissing you breathless.
“Sweetheart, you’re shaking like Bambi. You sure you can make it?”
“Leon Scott Kennedy, if you don’t take me to bed right this second…” 
“And here I was trying to be nice. Bedroom?”
“On the right,” you pant, clawing his mouth back onto yours again. 
He follows through, no reconnaissance training needed to find the door you direct him towards with your foot. Either the heat’s better here, or it’s every cell in your body buzzing with anticipation when he flicks the nearest lamp to life. You pull him onto the bed with you, silk sheets caressing your bare skin as you scooch to make space for Leon to crawl up and over you. 
The sharp rasp of a fly zipping undone cuts through the air. He hisses in frustration, patting his pockets. “Shit, I don’t have a-” 
“Condom?”
“Yeah. You still keep them in your nightstand?”
You worry your bottom lip. “Not for a while, I haven’t, um, done anything in a bit, but I’m on the pill and I’m clean.” Please, please, don’t let this be a dealbreaker. “Is…that okay?”
“Holy shit.” Leon whooshes out a breath, grinning as he leans back on his knees. “You’re gonna be the death of me.”
It’s a go. Your stomach swoops with rollercoaster adrenaline.
He balls up his slacks, kicks off his sodden boxers (your chest puffs with pride as he tosses it to the floor), and parts your trembling legs painstakingly slow in comparison. Sharp eyes rove over the love bites littering your thighs, admiring his handiwork. You bite the inside of your cheek, devil on your shoulder itching you to tease, and let your hands skitter across over the juncture of your thighs where Leon’s focus lingers.
“Spread yourself for me, sweetheart,” he murmurs. 
You do. Let your fingers dip into your arousal, gasp at the cold air kissing your folds when you bloom for him. Roses all over your thighs when you’re his prettiest one. He leans down and kisses the bud at your center, sending the most pleasant electric tingle running up your spine. 
“You promised,” you whine, craning your neck to see his face framed between your thighs again. ��Need you inside. Please.”
For once, Leon indulges you, but not without himself too. 
“Turn over for me. Oh, I know,” he coos at your pout and the upset buck of your hips, “give me a chance, angel. I’ve been dreaming of this for years. Planned out every fucking detail.”
You flip over with a huff. One broad palm lifts your pelvis into the air, easy as anything, and the other slips a pillow between your thighs, making sure the plump cotton nestles right up against your swollen clit. You give your hips a tentative grind and promptly gasp at the shot of pleasure. Friction at your command, leaving Leon free to run wild.
He tucks a stray lock of hair behind your ears. “Good?”
“Mhm...”
You face the headboard, stomach to the sheets and blood roaring in your ears. Blind again to what he has in store for you. Slick pumps sound from behind – Leon finally planning to make good on his word – and the head of his cock nudges at your weeping entrance, teasing the now-fraying nerves lining your slit, so close to where you need him that your breath audibly catches.
He waits. Pulls your strings taut –
Hisses, “I’m gonna fuck out every memory of anyone you’ve been with while I was gone.”
– and cuts them loose.
Your scream ricochets off the walls when he plunges in.
It shouldn’t be pretty. There’s nothing pretty about the haze of green that clouded Leon’s vision for a selfish second while yours was at his mercy not long ago. Your one-night stands translated to competition in his head. He’s only a man. But there’s something undeniably pretty about the divine arch of your back that has him spellbound when your cunt swallows him to the root in a single go, suffocatingly sweet.
“Goddamn, you’re tight!” 
Leon’s fingers sink into the fat of your hips as he fights for balance. You’ve got a mattress to claw; he’s only as stable as his pride. He lets you catch your breath after the first thrust, has your addled brain waxing poetic when you swear you feel his dick throb in time with his heartbeat inside you. 
It doesn’t help that he’s got a mouth on him. “Pussy sucking me in like she doesn’t want me to leave,” he gasps when you clench.
Your fingers curl proudly into your bedsheets. 
It’s a game of push and pull from here. Leon’s hips drag back, and with all the agony of too many nights with his right hand and your name for company, he starts carving into the meat of your ass. 
You make a strangled noise, and eventually improve to, “Oh, ohmy- ohmygod!”
He can’t keep his hands off you. They span your lower back, cup your breasts in turns, explore the drenched underside of the pillow you rut against in time with his thrusts. You’re handled with just enough precision to keep you speared on his dick, all so Leon can watch, gobsmacked, how your drooling pussy opens up for him. In-out, in-out. A scene out of his wet dreams.
Your cries syncopate with the slam of his thighs against yours, an embarrassing, pornstar-worthy, “Ah-ah, ah-ah!” that you’d have more shame over if you weren’t busy getting the brains fucked out of you. 
Leon realizes the beauty of the present tense with each inch of his length you coat in your arousal over and over again. 
“Look so pretty taking me like this, my perfect girl, doing so fucking good, look at you…” 
The pressure building in your stomach rears its head. Threatens to push you over.
“I missed you so much,” you sob into the sheets, “so fucking much, I can’t, I don’t know how to- oh!” 
“Won’t leave you ever again,” Leon pants, tilting your chin so he can see your pretty face. “Never- oh my God, you’re close, aren’t you?”
Call it intuition, instinct. If you were close before, Leon’s fingers rushing to your clit cement your theory; he’s never been wrong about it, even as a rookie.
Your hands scramble to claw at the back of his neck.  
“Fuck, you are!” he exclaims.
Home stretch. Leon’s hips threaten to stutter, so he sinks his teeth in your shoulder in a desperate bid to keep them steady. 
For you, the pain of it is primal, flavored with a need for connection that has you groping blindly to lace his fingers through yours. Instinct all over again. 
For Leon, it’s how you kept him going all this time; you’ll keep him grounded now. He’s not going to last otherwise. 
You listen, face planted to the bed. Wait for the last thread to snap, for Leon’s gasp at the final flutter of your cunt around him. Your orgasm doesn’t come in a babbling, sputtering, break of the sound barrier, no – it comes as a gentle push.
A trust fall off the edge with Leon right behind.
You see bright light. Nothing of the abyss you plunged into when he left. There’s a jerk behind your navel, and pleasure starts curling upwards from your stomach like the licking of a comfortable fire. Your ears pop from the ecstasy flowing through your veins and it’s almost as if you can hear its crackling embers right here, right now as Leon fits so perfectly inside you. 
In and out. In and out. In-out, in-out. You breathe, and he breaks. 
He spills into you warmer than sunshine. Molten gold, filling your cracks like kintsugi. The air admits, “I love you”, having trouble telling apart which of you said it first.
He’s got a week on his hands. A week of wonders stretches in front of you, seven whole days to figure out how this new arrangement will work. 
“It’s as much as they’d let me call off on such short notice, but we’ll take it from there,” Leon murmurs, kissing your shoulder.
He’s back in your arms where he belongs. Morning peeks through your blinds with the sun’s face washed clean from last night’s rainstorm, and if you open your window right about now, you could say hello to all the flowers blooming in celebration. 
You can get to that later. You’ve got more pressing matters on your hands, like taking headcount of the constellation of moles dotting Leon’s chest and introducing yourself to the new ones. You have a feeling you’ll learn them by heart real soon.
“We can figure it out together,” you hum, content with your head propped against the headboard. 
An exhilaratingly real concept. 
“Together.” Leon breathes lightly. “Yeah.”
“And you know, I think that’s more than enough time to buy me real flowers.”
He chokes back a not-so-subtle cough. “You’re still hung up on that?”
“If you want to make up for how I’ll have to wear pants and turtlenecks to work for the next week, yes,” you poke into his chest, fighting the smile tugging at your lips.
“But you hate flowers! You say they always die on you!”
“No girl actually hates flowers, Leon!”
“At least I didn’t show up empty-handed. Give me a sec, sweetheart, I almost forgot.”
Leon pecks your forehead, slipping out of bed to pad to the living room. He comes back, having fetched his now dry suit jacket with the curious bulge still threatening to spill out of its left pocket, and hands it to you like a cat would a dead bird at your doorstep.
You give the creased clothing an unimpressed stare.
“Look in the pocket,” he insists, climbing back under the comforter.
You pull out a half-melted pack of Ferrero Rocher.
“Okay, well, they weren’t supposed to do that and I think I left them by the radiator…”
He’s lucky they taste just as delicious melted. You’ll have to give him a lesson in gifting before the holidays roll around because he’ll be here to celebrate them for the first time in six years – a thought sweeter than the chocolate-flavored kisses you peck onto his cheek. 
And in between the shining candy wrappers and Leon’s blond hair tickling your neck when he presses you into the bed again, this time, you think everything gold might just stay. 
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Robert Eggers, from the original Nosferatsu script (2016)
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having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel
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