tearykestral

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they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol

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saw but they're not chained to opposite ends of the bathroom

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my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

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getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file

[tearykestral]

i love poison omelette

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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“Flesh Gun” Rick Baker’s original concept Sketches, Videodrome 1982

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

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"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

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does covid fuck up your gag reflex

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stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

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when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song