tearykestral

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when i get rich im installing that one italian statue with the boob fountains right in the middle of my living room

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take everything i say with a hint of lime

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hand hurts from jacking off

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Do u recognize it?!??

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Fuck the system also I love making out

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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“—softly, with hands as gentle as rain, I shall strangle him.”

— Angela Carter, The Erl-King (via liquidlightandrunningtrees)

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i saw the best blogs of my generation destroyed by community guidelines

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sleepy and… not even gonna finish that sentence

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art isnt even about being creative or talented or whatever its about being sick in the head

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all these posts about "we have to fuck the music" ok rip to you guys but i have been fucking music AND VICE VERSA for at least 6 slutty slutty years

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who up feeling like they weren't made for this world

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*guy who doesnt know anything learning about his first thing* wow this is just like nothing

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teacher: ok class have any of you ever been bit before

kid named the hand that feeds:

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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

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welcome to burger king sorry its all so fucking hopeless