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It’s 5 am right now and I am still awake.

I have lived in California for 105 days and I haven’t met anybody. I don’t know how to make friends now that I’m out of high school. I wish I had a job or something to do but I have no idea how to do that.

4/5/2018

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I find myself in a very strange place culturally. People tend to have a number of cultural identifiers that define them, but those don’t apply to me any more. My family is mormon, but I’m not. I’m a millennial, but I don’t really use social media. I’m a gamer, but I barely play video games (and when I do it’s literally Fallout 4, Dark Souls 3, or Skyrim, and nothing else). I’m an artist, but I never draw. I’m a writer, but I never write anything. I’m a reader, but I haven’t read a book in months. I’m a kid, but I don’t go to school. I’m an adult, but I don’t have a job. I’m bisexual, but I don’t identify with LGBTQIA+ culture. I’m a man, but I’m hardly masculine. I love superheroes, but I’ve never read a comic book. I love movies, but I’ve never seen anything by Hitchcock. I like hiking and camping, but I never leave the house. All I have is the fact that I’m a white american, I play D&D, and I watch youtube all day (mostly other people playing d&d).

I should really get a hobby.

(This post was written October 10th, 2017)

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i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape

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Relativity Manipulation (as in, the special and general theories of relativity), and Alcohol Manipulation (y’know, like Jesus).

So I can basically travel by folding spacetime, control gravity, and all other sort of universal physical things, also make people drunk.

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

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Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.

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i don’t know what’s cooler tbh: 

Demon horns being broken halos from when they were angels. 

Demons willingly grow their own halos, but never complete the circle to symbolize their rebellion against heaven’s strict order. 

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most graceful archery in history

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Some facts you need to know about the greatest anime character of all time!

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when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church

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The new pokemon starters are so cute

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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It’s hard work

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