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I dont think that this is necessary the case. I mean when...

Wait why am I discussing alien boobs on a friday night online? What am I doing with my life?

- Reddit

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Biatch.

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And until the end of your date night, you're banned from genocide

- Reddit

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The Quotes

The Machine God is the friends we made along the way

Reddit

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Светящая шароёбина! Теперь нас никто не остановит!!!

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The Thoughts

WH40K Space Marine with Deadpool's ability of meta-awareness.

"In despair, Metagnosus shouted at the sky: "Why are you doing this to me, Abnett?!"

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[sic]

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Meanwhile Kharn: "GET UP"

Courtesy /r/Grimdank

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ArchCast made me step into a rabbit hole

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I have no idea what is referenced here in terms of game mechanics or plot; I just love that this is what you get if you ask Google for "ENVOPLE".

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Mega-cute.

Frank Kelly Freas, "Dragon's Teeth", cover for Analog Science Fiction and Fact, May 1969

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...Heh. "It's time to stop shitposting!"

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"All right! Listen here, you SHRIEKING REVENANT!"

Re-listening to TTS, Uriah's voice actor did a great job. Almost as great as Chaplain Bald.

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The Quotes

Old Waldreg was a grumpy man, he really loved potatoes,

The greatest old man in all the land, for he could make volcanoes,

Grey was his hair, his eyes were blue, his teeth were British yellow,

His miser with his rations knew, he was a hungry fellow,

With his black tongue he lashed the wench who came to take his spuds,

Do you think you are Dame Judi Dench? I'll fucking deck you love,

He found the sword that was a key, it came from 'neath the floor;

He stuck it in the ground, and he… somehow, created Mordor.

- The Little Platoon, on Rings of Power.