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found this out today when i started arguing with him in french and he started whipping out some pretty nasty

✨🇨🇦 québécois 🇨🇦✨

hey did you guys know looker is canadian

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hey did you guys know looker is canadian

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this was me and Archie nodding to each other at the boat comment btw

Leadership Spotlight: Archie Aogiri

Today I had the pleasure of sitting down with Archie Aogiri, former leader of Team Aqua (which started before Team Magma) and current 2nd Executive Director of our organization.

Me: Archie thanks so much for agreeing to chat today

Archie: Been lookin’ forward to it. Max already warned me about your dating tips question

Me: Well can YOU share any hot tips for snatching pirate booty?

Archie: Well, one, be a redhead. Two, fight me for ten years.

(Both the interviewee and the reporter burst out laughing here).

Me: You heard it here first, folks.

Archie: The fact he kissed me outta nowhere when we were both soakin’ wet in the middle of the ocean helped too.

Me: He WHAT NOW.

Archie: Oh god. You could ask anyone in the crew about this. Everyone knows.

Me: Really?

Archie: Oh yeah. It was kinda a big deal. About lost his damn mind over it.

Me: And that was all right before the Awakening event, wasn’t it?

Archie: Sure was. Like night, two nights before.

Me: What would you have done if he like, died?

Archie: Damn. Do I really have’ta answer that?

Me: I wanna get deep~

Archie: I know another way I’m thinkin’ you wanna ‘get deep’ and I’m not havin’ it.

Me: It was my obligation to try.

Archie: Much obliged.

(It was at this point he gave this reporter a very friendly ol’ punch and the reporter then referred to his actual notes).

Me: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one thing with you, what would it be?

Archie: A boat.

(It was at this point we both stared at each other for a long, awkward amount of time, much longer than necessary, and both the interviewer and the interviewee decided the interview was complete).

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Team 'GAIA' Stands For:

GAy

Intercourse

Association

Happy Pride.

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Is it true you commit hole plagiarism on onlyfans

NO!!!!!!

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Leadership Spotlight: Courtney Kagari

Today I sat down with Courtney Kagari, our Social Media, Public Relations, and Recruitment extraordinaire to talk shop about why she joined Team Magma and eventually moved over to Team Gaia.

Me: Hi Courtney thank you so much for joining me today.

Courtney: ….. Hello… Colress….

Me: So can you tell us a bit about yourself and why you joined Team Gaia?

Courtney: Because I… felt bad. For Maxie…

Me: Can you expand on that?

Courtney: …Yes. When I was a… geology student at… Mauville University… you were also there.

Me: Yes indeed I was:)

Courtney: I… hated you.

Me: Hey now that’s kind of rude :(

Courtney: Maxie was a… grad student. … Teaching one of my classes. He was so… anxious and pathetic… I needed to analyze further….

Me: And I was a great deal of the anxiety :)

Courtney: Yes… you were. That is not a… compliment? Regardless… he had many… great ideas, despite his… difficulties. And he was my friend so I wanted to… help him out.

Me: Well that’s very kind and selfless of you, Courtney.

Courtney: He would have… fallen apart without me.

Me: Haha I concur!

(At this remember Courtney gave a very uncomfortable glare that made this reporter remember who he was dealing with).

Courtney: Additionally I… admired him. So I suppose technically I was the first… member of Team Magma.

Me: And then Maxie promoted Tabitha ahead of you!

Courtney: ….

Me: :)

Courtney: …yes. But it is because he said I… have a very good way with people… and he needed me on other… assignments.

Me: I could see that.

Courtney: I do enjoy… sharing our work with others. Our team does… give me a fair amount of joy.

Me: And everything would fall apart without you.

Courtney: Yes.

Me:

Courtney: …..

Me: Is it true you’re also psychic?

Courtney: Yes.

Me: Would you care to expand on that?

Courtney: No.

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But you're lovable (not) terrorists <333

omg thanks anon <33333

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I really am not liking that you guys refer to yourselves as the 'mikado organ.' .. aren't you all like, terrorists

you just gotta believe me man i know thats a reference to rayquaza but we want nothing to do with it i swear

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Who is the real ringleader within Team Gaia?

It’s still Courtney

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I'll take some tranquilizer. Can you inject me or do I gotta do it myself?

So I’ve been told by Looker this is illegal so you’re on your own

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Leadership Spotlight: Archie Aogiri

Today I had the pleasure of sitting down with Archie Aogiri, former leader of Team Aqua (which started before Team Magma) and current 2nd Executive Director of our organization.

Me: Archie thanks so much for agreeing to chat today

Archie: Been lookin’ forward to it. Max already warned me about your dating tips question

Me: Well can YOU share any hot tips for snatching pirate booty?

Archie: Well, one, be a redhead. Two, fight me for ten years.

(Both the interviewee and the reporter burst out laughing here).

Me: You heard it here first, folks.

Archie: The fact he kissed me outta nowhere when we were both soakin’ wet in the middle of the ocean helped too.

Me: He WHAT NOW.

Archie: Oh god. You could ask anyone in the crew about this. Everyone knows.

Me: Really?

Archie: Oh yeah. It was kinda a big deal. About lost his damn mind over it.

Me: And that was all right before the Awakening event, wasn’t it?

Archie: Sure was. Like night, two nights before.

Me: What would you have done if he like, died?

Archie: Damn. Do I really have’ta answer that?

Me: I wanna get deep~

Archie: I know another way I’m thinkin’ you wanna ‘get deep’ and I’m not havin’ it.

Me: It was my obligation to try.

Archie: Much obliged.

(It was at this point he gave this reporter a very friendly ol’ punch and the reporter then referred to his actual notes).

Me: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one thing with you, what would it be?

Archie: A boat.

(It was at this point we both stared at each other for a long, awkward amount of time, much longer than necessary, and both the interviewer and the interviewee decided the interview was complete).

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I'm scared to ask but what medications

Anything I can steal from Maxie, my own ADHD medication, and leftover tranquilizers from my Team Plasma days.

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Does team gaia also mayb have a mental health professional on the team?

I mean, I am a doctor and I do have access to very many.. medications.

I can fill your prescription ;)

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Hey guys I have to say that Maxie really did not appreciate this ask!

Is Maxie still having to dodge the thirsty magma bitches panties getting thrown at him anytime he leaves his house or is Archie catching them and throwing them back at the bitches now

No Archie is catching them now

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Is Maxie still having to dodge the thirsty magma bitches panties getting thrown at him anytime he leaves his house or is Archie catching them and throwing them back at the bitches now

No Archie is catching them now

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Microchipped????

Yeah once Looker found me we got put on kind of a really important assignment, but he (rightfully) still didnt trust I wouldn’t just fly off and disappear, so Interpol put a gps tracking chip in my shoulder.