tealeafstew

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they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly

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gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what's wrong babe :( and he's playing a story-driven indie game

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it's all yearning

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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once i learn how to backflip mid conversation, it's over for y'all

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i gotta find more fellow bros so we can have the ultimate broment

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She’s a work of art bro, pin her to the wall.

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offering: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFCfzhBPon4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

SHARKS!!

thank you

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hey girl you're so vitamin deficiency can we kiss

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is somebody gonna match my freak: violently clinging to a stuffed animal as i cry and sing cavetown

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will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

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Shall we blossom into homies

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New pfp! It’s super cute!

thank you :)

(it's the face from a little doodle i made)

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god made me painfully awkward because they knew i'd be too powerful if i wasn't

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fiesh

awesome fishy :D

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noah finance.