I am Teagan! One of the best names on Earth. Please follow me in my desperate endeavor to find my whoever, Whoever she may be?!
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when u drink tap water from a city uve never been
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did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend
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Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.
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Dont stay in a toxic relationship just because you dont want to be lonely.
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You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.
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friend: who is the most handsome guy you know?
me: haha i don’t know? Brad Pitt?
my mind:

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me: *casually riding my bike through the woods*
some dumb fuck hiding in the trees: *starts shooting at me*
me: good thing i came prepared *whips out pistol and shoots him in the face without slowing down the bike*
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My level 37 Rattata on my Pokemon Yellow cartridge is 14 years old
Over a quarter of humans on the planet are younger than my Rattata
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