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i hauve a cold

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cleaning out my procreate files why are there what appears to be storyboards for a 9/11 themed bowling animation in here

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Love this regency cartoon. Me when I have a crush on someone. Love is to devour core. RIP to whoever drew this you would've loved tumblr dot com

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thinking about the “foogoo state” post

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About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

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@sir-thursday ur so right

Tanaka Daisuke accessories S/S 2024

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Does your relationship with SpiderMan include any... homoerotic umdertones? Like, the guys built, has a handsome voice AND keeps teasing you. I ship it

I’LL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE BUCKO! LIKE WHAT ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH IS THAT USERNAME?!

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some kids built this outside my dorm.

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as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:

- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around

- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role

- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue

- gromit from wallace and gromit

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this is an important question:

are schleich horses’ cocks getting smaller? I swear I’ve seen something about that

Yeah they're shrinking or removing the dicks

2007 vs 2022 vs 2024 (and yes that last one is sold as a stallion)

It's not just the stallions, Schleich hates women too

2008 vs 2019

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researching medieval file formats like .tapestry and .stainedglass

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Facts.

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