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The sitting on it president

BREAKING NEWS: trump becomes first sitting president to become impregnated by his vice president

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The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

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a co máte v plánu vy?

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I think my main problem with modern clothing is that nothing's got volume anymore. Like historically there's been so much clothing that's just BIG, bulky, meant to be flashy and volumnous and not look like it was just spray painted on the body. I mean yeah I do wear skinny jeans on purpose but what if instead of a hoodie I wanted to wear a big fuck-off fancy little purely decorational off-the shoulder cape? Consider:

Big brimmed hat, big boots, skinny jeans, t-shirt and a big wide short cloak that covers up like half of me. Not for any body image reasons or other insecurities. I just think that if I wished, I should be able to discreetly conceal carry a small dog.

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brennan answering the question "what would make a dragon unfuckable to a monsterfucker?"

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a collection

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy

things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’

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The Jaguarundi.🔊Sound on

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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it