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Teacups and Sorcerers, Possibly
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they pls. old enough to be your uncle.
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 3 hours ago
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Some good political news out there, in the UK, but for anyone who needs the slightest hint of positivity today
Source: BBC
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 3 hours ago
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putting this under the cut so you all have the same emotional experience i just did
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 5 hours ago
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Liam, you've been posting a lot of pirate/nautical themed stuff recently. You doing okay buddy?
No, I'm torn between the call of the sea and the thrall of the occult and all the while I have to respond to messages on fucking MICROSOFT TEAMS
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 5 hours ago
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Getting back to serious topics today.
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 5 hours ago
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Femmes with beautiful brown eyes in your area
(this has been my favourite Diwali outfit so far, plus nails!!)
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 7 hours ago
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Unfortunately evergreen
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 8 hours ago
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 20 hours ago
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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 1 day ago
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For my money one of the most fun segments of the indie game development scene is that very precise intersection of porn game creators and old-school ROM hackers. Like, you're publishing your porn game exclusively as a Game Boy ROM? Really? That you've managed to get that titfuck FMV to run at 60fps on original hardware is an impressive technical achievement, you'll get no argument from me there, but if any actual target audience for this exists, somewhere out there someone is firing up a Game Boy emulator to have a wank, and there's no universe in which that's not funny as hell.
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 1 day ago
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when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 1 day ago
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People like you are why trump won. And will win again. Vote blue no matter who
i live in bosnia and herzegovina and it is my fault that trump won the us election. seize me guards. take me to the gallows
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 1 day ago
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it only just now dawned on me that I’ll very likely learn who won the election from those Supernatural homosexuals. this is how we live now.
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 1 day ago
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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 1 day ago
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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 2 days ago
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hang on let me just google something ok yeah understanding cuneiform takes years of study check back in 2030 to find out if this was funny or not
what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring
vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 2 days ago
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if your game needs 150 gigabytes of my hard drive it better come out the computer and suck me off. i hate you
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teacupthesauceror-blog · 2 days ago
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when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking
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