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Would you rather read about chemical combustion or the day Mars blew up? Maybe those are too similar...

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"Yes! Love you guys. You're the best. But we're still not friends."

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"This is a portrait of Paul Revere, who looks just like Jack Black, and someone should do something about that."

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"Generally, when you die, a giant spotlight doesn’t come on you."

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"I like being made fun of in paintings"

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professor just called the united states of america the union. lol

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game-changing idea. I could start posting all the quotes without quotation marks.

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got to class in time to actually have a seat. patting myself on the back for that one

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"Come on class, studies have shown that 50% of people ARE WOMEN!"

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oh btw yes the grass was legalized

"our petition to legalize grass"

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real, canon and based america for @canislycaon24 🦅🗽🇺🇸🔥

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in the nations revealed au alfred tweeted this after the election of 2024

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cannot call england an island nation around me. war flashbacks. deviantart hetalia fanfiction circa 2017

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"Why didn't you mug that guy? He seemed like an easy mark." "He was a young man with white hair with red eyes. That's a main character. I don't want to die."

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"I learned about him 11 hours ago. He's dead."

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insurance doesn't cover this what the fuck man

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"and they're all very nice faces"