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There ARE porn scenes depicting exactly the vibes you imagine: they just aren’t the scenes that have been stolen and spread around popular media over and over again for free- you actually need the performers’ consent ($) to see them. The exact kind of porn you wax poetic of already exists and in droves- absolute droves!!! You just need to respect the human being to find them.
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the only real and working aromatherapy is smelling my girlfriend
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anyone else still addicted to fat puffy nipples or is it just me in here
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jerking off to a particularly good block of clay thinking about all the things it could become
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if you’re in my asks telling me that i’m defending sexual assault. if your only two settings are “none of my boundaries have ever been violated” and “sexual assault” then you are not a safe person. you are the person that post is about and for. you are the person i am begging to understand nuance. i’m thinking about like. i don’t like having my butt touched. sometimes in the heat of a moment an excited partner grabs my ass. that’s a violation of a boundary. but i’m not gonna fuckin break up with them for it. and this concept branches out. i tried bottoming a few times for partners. i thought id like it, i didn’t, and i felt kind of uncomfortable with the interaction later. those partners didn’t “assault” me, we tried something and it didn’t work. once or twice a partner has tapped out and i didn’t notice at first so they had to tap harder. this isn’t assault, they didn’t accuse me of abuse, we had a conversation and they understood it was a mistake. all of these are circumstances where a boundary has been broken or a line has been crossed, but not a situation of intentional harm, assault, or abuse.
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estrogenesis-evangelion got nuked. no reason given, of course. she remakes. within a day, the new account is gone too. once again, no reason given. functional website!
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id be soooo good as a Secretary(2002)-style secretary. unfortunately my real life office job is sucky and boring and nobody pays me me to bring them papers in my mouth
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(1940s announcer voice) the armpit... the pussy of the torso. and folks what's more is that there's two of them
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we live in a world where marriage as an institution exists and is unavoidably ingrained into almost every aspect of life politically, socially, and economically however when you talk about 'romanticizing problematic power dynamics in a way that harms people' the poster child for that is erotica that involves sensitive subject matters. it's crazy because over the past year and change i've been privy to the romantic expectations of hundreds if not thousands of people and let me tell you, middle to upper class men just still straight up think of women as either household servants, brood mares, or both. whatever sort of sexual degeneracy you think is being normalized in society because of triggering erotica is an absolute drop in the bucket compared to the fact that the current standards and norms of romance and sex are barely one degree of separation from what they were when women were explicitly considered property. sorry guys the bottom up approach of attacking horny fiction for being too morally degenerate never has and never will do anything to reduce sexual violence or spousal/partner abuse
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if you dont appreciate her small flaccid penis you need to change your heart or die
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New post up on that other website

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i will always be a proud perineum defender. perineum nation rise up. people who don’t know what a perineum is do not interact. if the perineum has 1 million fans etc etc
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