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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

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Okay so a little while ago I did a poll asking if Negan could handle the Yellowjackets (and everyone correctly said NO) so now I want to talk about how he would feel about the surviving Yellowjackets (plus they’re teen counterparts!)

First of all I do want to make it clear that he is hitting on absolutely all of them. Like he is. But now on to my actual opinion.

Shauna: Honestly they’re matching each other’s freak. They both enjoy their evil sides and I think at first they’d get along pretty well. He would like playing dad to Callie. Shauna would absolutely would absolutely scare the shit out of him, but he’d be into it. I think Shauna would like Negan at first, BUT eventually she would get tired of his bullshit and kill him. Good for her 😌.

Teen! Shauna (pre-crash): Pre-crash, I think he’d be pretty neutral toward her, but he would def be like “Get your fucking shit together Shipman” and tease her about Jackie.

Post-crash: At first, I think he would encourage her colder, darker side, but he would call her out about her treatment of Jackie. I don’t think Shauna would care all that much about him immediately post-crash but after Jackie dies and she snaps Shauna would def be calling for his blood.

Taissa: Negan would think Tai is hot as fuck and really appreciate her outlook on life. Other! Tai would freak him out though. Unfortunately for him, Tai is a lesbian. Fortunately for her, both she and regular Tai would fucking hate him and they would kill him.

Teen! Taissa (pre-crash): Honestly, I think he would really like teen Tai, and I can see her being one of his favorite students. I think she would like him too and they’d get along well.

Post-crash: I think they would start of like Natalie and Ben but eventually they’d drift apart and she wouldn’t give two shits either way.

Van: He would think Van is cool as hell and love her sense of humor. Again, unfortunately for him Van is a lesbian, and fortunately for her, she would fucking hate him.

Teen! Van (pre-crash): Van is definitely another of his favorite students and I actually think they would be pretty close. I can see them trading inappropriate jokes during practice. He would look out for her knowing her home life.

Post-crash: Like Tai, they stay close at first but eventually drift apart, especially when Van subscribes to Lottie’s cult.

Lottie: He would feel the same way about Lottie as he did about Alpha: you’re hot as hell, freaky as shit, but honestly, that just makes you hotter. He’d entertain her cult at first, but after the hunt he’d be like “Yeah this is too fucking much for me I’m getting the fuck out of here.” I don’t think Lottie would hate him, but I don’t think she would like him either. She would just be like “You are a very strange and annoying man” and ignore him.

Teen! Lottie (pre-crash): I don’t think he’d give a shit about her tbh. She’s just another rich girl he teaches.

Post-crash: At first he’d continue ignoring her but eventually she would start scaring him and he’d pull a Ben and dip.

Natalie: Bro he would love Natalie so fucking much. Hot, badass, and has a very pragmatic outlook on life. Plus, she wears a leather jacket! They would hook up at a bar. He would try to help her get sober. While she isn’t a lesbian (but she is bisexual), Natalie would still fucking hate him though 😌. And even if not, he would have to get through Misty…

Teen! Natalie (pre-crash): He would try so hard to be her dad and she just would not hear it. To be fair he would be a little annoying about it so I can’t blame her. To Natalie, he’s just her coach.

Post-crash: I don’t think they’d grow close like Nat and Ben, she would just continue to ignore him. Negan would still try to play dad at first but eventually give up.

Misty: Like Shauna, they would match each other’s freak. She’s scary in a hot way. I don’t think they’d be besties or anything, and Misty would definitely think he’s annoying, but I think they would generally get along.

Teen! Misty (pre-crash): Negan would HATE young Misty oh my god. She would have a massive crush on him, and he would be like “Misty leave me the fuck alone Jesus fucking Christ.” Misty does not get the message. He would feel a little bad for her but at the same time he would think she lowkey deserves the bullying.

Post-crash: Misty is still obsessed with him, but now he’s scared of her and dips.

(I am not including Travis because he’s already dead in season 1 and Melissa because I hate her)

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intertwined, sewn together

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⋆˚⊱ the talk,

summary. dean, your boyfriend, gives you the talk.

pairing. dean winchester x reader genre. weird fluff

wordcount. 748

notes / warnings. mild language, mentions of supernatural violence, protective/jealous dean winchester, pop culture references, a tense confession scene, slight crack energy

You’re not really mad, per se. More like… Yeah, confused as hell.

Because your boyfriend just told you monsters are real—like, capital-M Monsters. Vampires, werewolves, demons, the whole horror movie roster. Except this isn’t a movie. You’re not on your couch, halfway through a sleepover marathon with a bowl of popcorn in your lap. You’re at your kitchen table, and Dean is sitting across from you looking like someone just kicked his puppy. Which is kind of hilarious considering he just confessed to stabbing a werewolf with a silver blade last week.

You haven’t said a word in maybe… five minutes.

Dean’s knee is bouncing. He keeps glancing toward the door like he’s expecting you to run for it.

“I didn’t tell you ‘cause I didn’t want you to freak out,” he mutters, voice low. “It’s not exactly first date kinda stuff, y’know?”

You blink slowly. “…You said you were a mechanic.”

He flinches. “I can fix cars.”

“Dean.”

“Alright, part-time mechanic, full-time monster-hunter. Happy?”

You lean back in your chair, arms crossed. You should be more panicked. Any reasonable person would be. But the weird thing is—you’re not. Not really. Maybe it’s because Dean doesn’t feel dangerous to you. He feels safe. Has since the night you met him in that parking lot, laughing and talking you through your flat tire like he didn’t have somewhere better to be.

You’ve seen the way he handles a wrench. The way he walks you to your door. The way he keeps a loaded gun at yours and how he sometimes feels the need to sleep with a knife under his pillow.

You should’ve figured this out.

Dean's still talking, trying to explain himself.

“I just—look, I never wanted to lie to you, but this life? It’s dark. I didn’t want to drag you into it unless I had to. But the longer we were together, the more I felt like... you should know. You deserve to know. I promise you, Y/N, I'm not cheating on you. I just have a shitty day-job.”

You stare at him a moment. Really look at him. His hands are clasped together on the table, knuckles scraped. There's a little blood on the edge of his sleeve. His jaw’s tight, shoulders hunched like he’s bracing for a slap.

You tilt your head.

“So… when you said you’d kill Damon Salvatore if he ever tried anything with me,” you say slowly, “you meant that?”

Dean’s whole face twists. “What—of course I meant it! That dude’s a vampire. He eats people, baby. I don’t care how nice his car is.”

You blink. Then blink again.

And then, god help you, you start laughing. Not a little giggle—like, full-body, stomach-aching, shoulders-shaking laughter. Dean just stares at you, caught somewhere between horrified and offended.

“I’m serious!” he says, eyebrows yanking together. “That guy’s a psycho! He compels people and drinks his weight in blood! I don’t care how many redemption arcs he’s got or what moody indie soundtrack they put under his scenes—he so much as sniffs in your direction, he’s toast.”

“Oh my god,” you wheeze, wiping your eyes. “You were jealous of a fictional vampire.”

Dean scowls. “He’s not fictional to me.”

You lean forward, resting your chin on your hand, eyes sparkling. “Okay, hunter-boy. So what is fictional to you?”

He pauses. “Uh… Harry Potter, probably.”

“That explains so much.”

Dean’s still tense, like he’s not totally convinced you aren’t about to kick him out.

You reach across the table and cover his hand with yours.

“I’m not running,” you say softly. “I’m weirded out, yeah. I mean, you basically just told me Buffy was a documentary. But I’m not scared of you, Dean.”

His shoulders drop about two inches. “Yeah?”

You nod. “You’re still the guy who brings me diner pie and gets pissy when I leave the window cracked at night.”

“That’s because it’s not safe,” he mutters.

“Uh-huh. You know I’m just gonna make more vampire jokes now, right?”

Dean groans. “Great. I’ve created a monster.”

You grin, leaning across the table to kiss him—quick and sweet, your fingers curling around his wrist.

He kisses you back like he’s exhaling for the first time in days.

When you pull away, you squint at him.

“…You still haven’t explained why you carry holy water in your jacket pocket.”

“Emergency exorcisms,” he says, deadpan.

You nod slowly. “Cool. Cool. Totally normal boyfriend things.”

Dean smiles, wide and shameless. “Welcome to the family business, sweetheart.”

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fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

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this genuinely has me in tears

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it was just us

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YELLOWJACKETS 1.10 // 3.03 // 3.04

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one of the best decisions yellowjackets has ever made is reverting the women back into girls at their most vulnerable moments. shauna when she kills adam, nat laying her head in lottie's lap, misty seeing young natalie in the mirror, misty in the morgue seeing lottie because this truly hammers home that their lives stopped the moment that plane went down and that no matter how much time has passed by, they're still those teenage girls who were on their way to their football game and lost 19 months of their lives trying to survive.

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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and im lterally supposed to sit here and believe that taissa fuckigng turner the bitch who paid for natalies fucking rehab every time and was natalies call when she was in a jail cell did not say One Fucking Thing at natalies funeral and let it be the joke it was? I dont think

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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May Natalie Scatorccio’s suffering be transferred to me I am willing to take it all for my baby girl