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I love when shows are set in medieval England and there's just not a single ugly person. like I'm sorry but that's where ugliness was invented

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um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it

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Unmute !

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crazy how so many of your experiences as a girl are shaped based on whether you are perceived as attractive or not

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Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

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Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL

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Cat Man Disco Party. (via elgatomontes)

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h: Do

me: LMAOOOOOOOOOO hey big head!!!!! nice typo

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Costar: there’s trouble in literally every aspect of your life everything is in shambles

Me: YEAH NO SHIT! HONEY!!

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anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

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stop making fun of french people. the spongebob squarepants narrator has done so much for our society and for you all to mock him? i have had enough

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

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Twins 😢💜 #rip

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HSLOT2:MEXICO CITY → Woman