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your boyfriend smelled like garlic so i crushed him with my knife and then diced him and fried him in oil. sorry. he still smells good btw
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wouldst thou like to live deliciously? haha I jest! lest…?
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I strive to be as petty as Lois from Malcolm in the Middle
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I’m back for a little while. Lots has changed. Thank you so much to everyone for your lovely messages, I wish I could reply to you all!
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nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer
local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky
never answer the phone ever
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This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying
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