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Because Haymitch calls Lenore Dove ‘his girl,’ can we assume that when he talks to Peeta alone, he refers to Katniss as Peeta’s girl?

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Idk who Taylor swift is but she likes us a lot @irlfinnicksugarcube @girlonfirekatniss

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Katniss exhausted of peeta touching her all the time when they start an intimate relationship, like the man can't keep his hands to himself for more than 30 min, I think that's something that would happen considering all the time peeta has been in love with her and probably fantasizing about touching her, that now that he can he won't waste any opportunity, and she has simply accepted the fact that he's going to slap her ass at the most random moments of the day, idk 😂😂

Peeta and Katniss are already comfortable with frequent physical touch before they’re in a relationship so I truly doubt this would be an issue. If either of them becomes ‘worse,’ which like come on, it’s unlikely they’d be annoyed with the other about this specifically. It’s also unlikely they’d make the other feel uncomfortable in public, so no overly public displays of anything that would draw attention. But out of both of them, the one most likely to be more physical would be Katniss, not Peeta. Katniss is more emotionally constipated in this sense than Peeta is. That man took the “welp, imma die anyway” route when it came to their relationship and just went for it before Katniss even admitted to liking him. Nah, Peeta is not the problem. It’s your girl.

Thanks for the ask!

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Katniss: I could never have a real marriage with Peeta. Pfft. It’s all fake.

Gale: good

Katniss: I mean, look at him.

Gale: yeah what a dork—

Katniss: he’s so kind and brave and strong and sweet and—

Gale: oh for fucks sake

Katniss: and I’m just the worst person ever

Gale: I’m inclined to agree right now. Like, are you even listening to yourself—

Katniss: and he has a wonderfull shoulder to waist ratio… and great teeth, have you seen his teeth?

Gale: I’m just gonna go. You’re not even listening to me

Katniss: and what would he even want from someone like me? He deserves someone… well, I don’t want to think about what his real wife would have to be like , I mean, it’s none of our business, plus it’s never going to happen as long as I live— Gale? Where are you going?

Gale, a good 500 meters away giving the finger over his shoulder: home!

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Katniss if she had been kidnapped by snow in mockingjay and had to sit in his office and hear him monologue as I’m certain Peeta did:

- my name is Katniss. KAT-NISS. Easy peasy. Not Lucy, where are you getting Lucy from? (Snow: QUIET SEJANUS!) What? We’re just making words up now?

- I literally have no idea what you just said 😒

- I don’t know. Kill me, whatever. Let’s get this over with.

- I DONT KNOW!

- Haymitch doesn’t tell me anything because he thinks I can’t lie. Okay, I get it. Thanks for this. Wonderful waste of my time. Kill me already.

- You leave Peeta out of this. He doesn’t know anything either. How would I know? KILL ME ALREADY.

- For the last time: Katniss. KAT-NISS. Last name Everdeen. EVERDEEN. Not Tigris. Who the hell is Tigris?

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My brain has decided to produce Peeta and Katniss playfully arguing about whether or not they were together before the war and it’s making me giggle.

“Bed sharing.”

“I shared a bed with my sister, so…”

“Fine. Near telepathic communication.”

“I have a better psychic connection with Haymitch.”

“Sure. How about… oh, kissing to say hello and goodbye.”

“… okay I’ll give you that one.”

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More post-war Katniss hilarity/feels I believe are 1000% canon:

1. Gets asked by Peeta to go to the harvest fest or some other community event. Realizes like 30 minutes in that they’re on a date. Tells Peeta in amazement “we’re on a date!” Peeta just chuckles at her. Like duh. We’re holding hands.

2. Bullies Haymitch about eating and drinking water. Occasionally gets yelled at for her trouble. The man apologizes by way of giving her random things like an orange or a bundle of feathers for her arrows. She understands.

3. Finds kids in her fathers lake once and get this bitter sweet feeling about time and change.

4. Has her first argument with Peeta and gets so struck by the normalicy of it that they end up laughing and forgetting about it.

5. Realizes that the lake freezes over entirely and that she can skate on it! Begs and bothers Peeta until he agrees to the hike only to both be equally terrible at it.

6. Starts adopting some of Peeta’s habits because she spends so much time with him. Same for Peeta.

7. Haggles for everything forever.

8. Learns more about herself now that she doesn’t have to worry about whether she’ll survive the winter. Gets back to wearing dresses occasionally, allowing herself to enjoy how it makes her feel. Feels radiant again sometimes.

9. When asked about how she’s doing or her day by friends she mentions Peeta with loving annoyance. “Well you know how he is,” rolls her eyes.

10. Sings casually again. It makes all the difference.

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Foreshadowing 101

The Hunger Games, Chapter 23: 

“Ah, that’ll be nice,” says Peeta, tightening his arms around me. “You and me and Haymitch. Very cozy. Picnics, birthdays, long winter nights around the fire retelling old Hunger Games tales.”

Mockingjay, Chapter 27:

Haymitch finally joins us, contributing twenty-three years of tributes he was forced to mentor.

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Katniss: Why does everyone I care about die?

Peeta: Because... you care about everybody. And everybody dies.

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i love how Peeta was like “ i have to go into that Arena with Katniss cause i need to protect her”, like Katniss hadn’t spent half of the first book trying to save his ass while keeping them both alive by herself

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The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you

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currently explaining to my husband how peeta in catching fire had this energy the whole damn book

peeta, when katniss says she just wants to be friends: okay. i respect you and your decision. just friends, i can be happy with that. friends all the way.

also peeta, when katniss needs any kind of protecting, love, and care:

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Most "down bad" Katniss moment that's rarely mentioned:

Not only refusing to use a different ladder than Peeta but literally standing on the same rung as him because any amount of space between them is Too. Much.

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Adult Katniss v. Teen Katniss:

Teen Katniss: Then we cuddled and fell asleep together, but it's okay because we didn't kiss. That means it's platonic.

Adult Katniss: Child what? You just described the current state of my marriage. Do you think we're still making out before bed? NO. Our husband is way too into his little reading ritual and mama wants to sleep. You're basically married. You're committed. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks, does that mean I'm any less in love with the man? Accept your fate. Now. That is your man.

Teen Katniss: Just because you toasted--

Adult Katniss: You basically already toasted with the kid. If you can see a man in his tighty whities and still think he's sweet and wonderful you love him. I'm so sorry.

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Adult Katniss v. Teen Katniss:

Teen Katniss: Then we cuddled and fell asleep together, but it's okay because we didn't kiss. That means it's platonic.

Adult Katniss: Child what? You just described the current state of my marriage. Do you think we're still making out before bed? NO. Our husband is way too into his little reading ritual and mama wants to sleep. You're basically married. You're committed. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks, does that mean I'm any less in love with the man? Accept your fate. Now. That is your man.

Teen Katniss: Just because you toasted--

Adult Katniss: You basically already toasted with the kid. If you can see a man in his tighty whities and still think he's sweet and wonderful you love him. I'm so sorry.

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Katniss.. My girl

Katniss to Gale: "i mean.. Yeah gale is handsome.."

Katniss to Peeta: *can make a poem about his bootiful eyelashes and his expressions if she wants to*

Also katniss: "im in love with gale"

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