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Things I've actually heard literature/history majors say

"THE SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER SNAPPED THE COMPUTER'S NECK AGAIN"

"so as i said: banquo was macbeth's boyfriend"

"in conclusion: jagna was a whore, antek was a whore, EVERYONE WAS A WHORE"

"SOMEBODY HELP ME COUNT THE WOOOOOORDS I HAVE 2 MINUTES LEFT"

"what do you mean there's a test on the entirety of renaissance IN 5 MINUTES"

"did everyone pass?" "yep" "HOLY SHIT"

"I'm just saying, good for lady macbeth. gaslight gatekeep girlboss and all that"

"i thought this was ancient greece not alabama"

"don't trust ancient lake ladies, got it" "but what if they're hot tho?"

"wow your notes are so pretty, do they help you revise?" "no"

"let's just tell the profesor that we were supposed to watch a movie. alright who was in acting classes?"

"i heard that if i jump out of the window, you'll all get an A" "deal"

"i SWEAR TO EVERY GOD THAT EXISTS if i see one more person VAPING IN THE BATHROOM FOR THE WHOLE BREAK I WILL PULL A JOCASTA"

"you know, every time i see someone blocking the stairs i have a very non-violent urge to kick them down"

"i'm running on 3 hours of sleep i don't have the brain capacity to be here right now"

[referring to king jadwiga] "when she's a 10 but she's also 10"

"what are you reading?" "i don't know but it's VERY SAD"

"we're all gonna end up working at mcdonalds aren't we"

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If anyone's curious about the Crows' birthdays and ages, I made this handy spreadsheet while working out everyones' timelines:

Note: even though their astrological signs are all "canon" information, Nina's astrological sign is potentially wrong/contradictory to the text. We're told in Chapter 6 of Six of Crows that Inej is "just a few months younger" than Nina, but their respective astrological signs make Nina nearly a full year older than Inej.

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wlw/mlm hostility

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"How dare you call me Demeter!"

every few months I get back into riordanverse (mainly toa)

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The water got contaminated in my community (i think that's the word), and i just found out the fastest they're going to fix it is by sunday i hate living in such a shithole