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Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

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my grandma just tried to pronounce blorbo to ask me what it means.

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Needed to post this shitpost before june ends

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what the hell man

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thanks doc!

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they should invent skin picking that is good for your skin

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the fucking grian skins on minecraft skins dot net are as fucking hilarious as ever

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Link to original tweet

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There are TWO types of people

Seeing these two back to back when opening Twitter was sure something.

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Nothing I love more then looking a “guy” on the eyes and asking her pronouns

She’ll be so so confused about why I even ask? It’s He/Him obviously right??? She might even get a little offended, refuse to answer the question

All such cute responses

And when she finally says “He/Him” all it takes is a simple “are you sure cutie, I think she/her fits better, no?” And she falls apart

She looks so cute in skirts btw

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Game of the year

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i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried