26 | he/they | bit fruity | "coolest tboy alive" -former roommate eddie | all outfits is crossdressing
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
58K notes
·
View notes
Text
nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken
lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on
30K notes
·
View notes
Text
New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman
54K notes
·
View notes
Text
I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.
180K notes
·
View notes
Photo
300K notes
·
View notes
Text
36K notes
·
View notes
Text
poem made in pokemon white 2 message constructor
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
they should invent a way to self destruct that doesn't have any permanent consequences. a way to crash your car in a fiery wreck and walk away unharmed. a way to tear your organs out of your chest and be whole again by the morning like prometheus. a cigarette that burns your lungs but not your lifespan.
31K notes
·
View notes
Text
they should invent a way to self destruct that doesn't have any permanent consequences. a way to crash your car in a fiery wreck and walk away unharmed. a way to tear your organs out of your chest and be whole again by the morning like prometheus. a cigarette that burns your lungs but not your lifespan.
31K notes
·
View notes
Text
they should invent a way to self destruct that doesn't have any permanent consequences. a way to crash your car in a fiery wreck and walk away unharmed. a way to tear your organs out of your chest and be whole again by the morning like prometheus. a cigarette that burns your lungs but not your lifespan.
31K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Quarters only, please [x]
(done in procreate)
101K notes
·
View notes
Text
she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second
35K notes
·
View notes
Text
Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago
14K notes
·
View notes