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When the teacher don’t assign seats

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The Mood of the Month 💢

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"Not all men"

You’re right Peter Parker wouldn’t do this

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I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

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All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.

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This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now

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I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

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Virginia right now....

as a Floridian, born and raised, i can tell you that this is a damn truth though

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I might remove this but here is my take on the Wolf of Wall Street ft muppets

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Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof

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my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners” 

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oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. jt’s so good.

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fuck i just had the best idea