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The robotranslation says "Village Live Gourd People". ("Viewer discretion is advised.")

They are always so good.

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but you had to cut them out of your diet

reblog if you like girls and/or pasta

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Today years old to know of this. Agog, I am a gog.

My original variant cover art for DETECTIVE COMICS #1067, based on the painting "Ophelia" by Sir John Everett Millais. Pencil and digital.

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"Whether I kick a kitten... Tear off your ears... Even slaughter innocent people... The world will never cease to forgive my actions! Why, you ask? That's right, It's because I am... BEAUTIFUL!!!"

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The invasion took shape right in front of us but we didn't see.

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Hey kids, let's put on a show!

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"They say that tomorrow is Eid, summer is gone, winter has arrived, then New Year, then summer again, Ramadan and Eid, and I stumble every day in a whole world designed from my nightmares.

"There are a thousand soldiers and a thousand shells between me and my home. "Between my family and friends are countries, all of them scattered around the world.

"Whenever the army withdrew from a place, I ran to find anything I knew, from my real world, far from the world of nightmares. Before the genocide, I had walked in the Gaza Strip, inch by inch, memorizing it by heart. I told its entire stories, as I am a storyteller, but every time I arrived After the accursed army, I find that it has stripped the color, life, spirit, and memories from everything. Those devils have turned the buildings into sand and the sand into powder and dust. They have crushed everything, trees, people, and stone. Is there anything in the world more cruel to a storyteller than destroying her stories and her memory?

"Am I fed up? No, we have a verse in Arabic that says: " my country and if it Opressed me is dear to me.... And my family, even if they grieve against me, are honorable.” I am a Palestinian, and I carry within me a lot of sadness, grief, anger, and revenge, but I carry stubbornness mixed with the soil of the village to which I originate, in northern Gaza, and my stubbornness tells me: Gaza is the most beautiful place on earth, and the most deserving of life.

"We will rebuild it, even if it took 100 years, that is why we were created. Inshallah every year will my land be mine, my sea be mine, and my sky be mine. Eid Mubarak.."

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Watch "Gaza - The Israeli Occupation غزة - الاحتلال الاسرائيلي" on YouTube

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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.

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Always welcome in the feed.

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They should get Watermelon a dog for a partner.

it's over, cantaloupe

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Ironically the horse was destroyed by New Crusaders in the chaos of the Gulf Stream collapse only a few years later. Though some say it's still there below the surface, waiting.

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

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Is it normal for this kind of frog to levitate?

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POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT OF MASS QUANTITIES

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Some day I will hear a jazz band build on this tune. Her voice, the power. Better every year.