tatelangdonsgirl

[tatelangdonsgirl]

I want Kai Anderson to stare at me like he doesn't know whether to kill me or fuck me.

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TYSM FOR THE TAG BBG! @emmaspersonaldiary

not sure how to feel....

@alittleobsessedbitch @fear-is-truth

FISH QUIZZZZ!!! FISH QUIZZZ!!!! TAKE IT!!! special request from my friend avery shoutout avery <3 it's right up my alley anyways... im so jellyfish coded !!

quiz made: june 2024

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Me when the c.ai bot I'm talking to says something i don't like:

(In shock and disgust and sadness that I have to restart the whole thing)

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i sound so cliche but Murder House will forever be my baby <333

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Simon "Ghost" Riley is the kind of man who:

In your shared home, always sits with his legs spread. Manspreading king. Adores it when you cross your arms and give him a disapproving look, saying there's no room for you. "Course there is, luv. Jus' sit between my thighs."

Refuses to let you do simple tasks around the house, like making tea, folding his underwear, or putting away the dishes. One might think it's a sweet, husbandly gesture - but he's just super picky. You made tea in the microwave once, and now you're banned from ever touching his tea stash. Likes his underwear folded in a specific way, and you don't understand the importance of it. He got tired of you stuffing his underwear in his drawer, so now he folds it himself. And the dishes? Couldn't stand how you put them away. "There's no rhyme or reason to 'em." "I didn't think there had to be, Si-" "Just gimme the damn bowl." Fewer chores? You aren't complaining.

Looks like he's always on edge - and he is, kinda. When he's out with you, he can't help but be alert and watchful, and extremely protective of you. You've tried to get him to loosen up - it's the supermarket, what could happen? - but have just come to accept it as his nature. Plus, you get that giddy feeling when you see other men look straight down at the floor, avoiding Simon's stare as the two of you pass.

Is the grumpiest, poutiest, and most indignant man ever when he gets sick. Doesn't want you doting on him in case you catch whatever he has. But, wait - where are you going? "Get your ass back in this bed - 'm cold." Grumbles like a child when you force him to let you get up to grab him soup, tea, or medicine. And no, he doesn't care how sick he is, he's not wearing that stupid, floppy ice pack hat.

Brings Johnny over unannounced, and you've grown used to it. The moment you hear that Scottish yapping out the front door as the key unlocks, you grab a third plate for dinner - he insists you don't need to feed him, but you always make extra for Simon's lunch the next day regardless, and the last time he'd said that, he ended up grabbing an extra fork and picking from Simon's plate. Which, of course, had Simon up at 1 am making instant ramen because he was still hungry, but didn't have the heart to ask you to make him a decent meal. So, yes, Johnny would be fed.

Loves spoiling you on your birthday. What is a man if not someone who spoils his partner rotten? Orders in food from your favorite bakery, sets all your presents neat and nice on the table (the excellent wrapping job done by yours truly, Gaz), flower petals sprinkled on the ground and the table top (also Gaz's idea), and a seat on his lap so for you while you open your presents. Loves watching your face light up, and each little "you remembered?!" fall from your lips as you open each gift. Scoffs and shifts in his seat. "I's not that much of a fuss, luv..." as you squeal excitedly, but you know he's biting back a proud smile. The blush, he can't even attempt to hide.

Is somehow a magnet for your young nephews. Every time he comes along to your sister's place, he's either making conversation with her husband in the living room, or he's interrogated and cornered by her two sons. And, lord help him, he doesn't understand it either. He'd always expected kids to look at him like a monster, but, especially with these two, that was never the case. They'd ask him for stories about "being in war" - half of the time, he'd make up some not-too-gory adventure, sparing them the details of real war. The rest of the time, he'd talk about "Soap, my mate who blows everything up." And they'd listen with wide eyes and jaws on the floor.

Has scared you unintentionally, more than too many times. He'd come home at three in the morning from a mission, and all he wanted was to quietly peel his dirty uniform off and slip into bed with you. His main intention was to avoid waking you up, because you'd force him to shower before joining you in bed - and he was too tired for that. However, you'd been rounding the corner, up for your 3 am glass of water - you screamed as you saw the hulking, dark figure by the front door, launching your phone at him. He'd caught it effortlessly and shoved it into his back pocket. "What've I told ya 'bout using the bat?" "I was just getting water!" "I coulda been anyone." "Well you're not." "Missed ya, luvie." "Missed you too- but you're grimy. Go take a-" "No." He grabbed you and threw you over his shoulder, ignoring your protests as he hauled you back to bed.

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TYSM @ndlynw

The last song I listened to: Figure You Out- VOILA

Currently watching: The Rookie

Currently reading: Once Upon A Broken Heart

Current obsession: C.O.D., Evan Peters

Sweet, salty, or savory: salty

Relationship status: married to @alittleobsessedbitch

Favorite Color: B!0od red

Last thing I googled: "name of Lucy's TO in The Rookie"

@alittleobsessedbitch @l0renzosw1fe @urlover3 @lostgirl14480

THAMK U FOR DA TAG @angelsanarchy <3

Last song i listened to: Good Girl by Jockstrap

Currently watching: What we do in the shadows (FINALLY !!)

Currently reading: ………i’m awful at reading im sorry

Current obsession: my job ! i sit in a studio all day and teach kids how to write songs, record, produce and i also give vocal lessons <3

Sweet, salty, or savory?: savory

Relationship status: single

Favorite color: PINK

Last thing i googled: the pistol show

tagging (sorry if you’ve already been tagged ! i have not been active <3) : @starry-eyed-wild-child @rorys-twilight @icarus-star

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the one about tate…

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UHM- THANK YOU!

Smth I learned a while back ago is whenever you find a certain book super dull and boring that you just have to read because of either school or etc, just rename the characters to your favorite fictional characters and it’ll seem like some sort of headcanon fanfic

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why do i love this with my entire heart and soal?

Thinking about streamer/YouTuber/etc Soap and boyfriend Ghost who is always in the background, but not in the way you think.

Ghost thinks it's funny as fuck to stand in the closet, door just slightly cracked, and stare at the camera while Soap is doing something. When Soap leaves to go to the bathroom, Ghost is standing ominously in the corner only to disappear once Soap stands in front of the camera to sit down. Soap vlogging/going live, walking around the city or something, and keeps turning the camera to see Ghost sitting at a table staring or hiding in an alley. He's always just in frame, always staring with his balaclava on, but never speaks, maybe even refuses to blink.

Soap's fans are terrified. It doesn't happen every stream/video, but just enough to gain attention. People are constantly asking about it; they type all concerned in the chat, only for Soap to insist he doesn't see anything. He'll check the place everyone told him to go just for Ghost to have disappeared. It gets so big that people are watching him just to find Ghost like a fucked up game of Where's Waldo. Some people take it more seriously, asking him to move because he has a stalker or telling him to bring in an exorcist.

Of course, Soap always tells them they're idiots and continues as normal. Behind the scenes, he's laughing his ass off because everyone thinks his boyfriend is actually a ghost haunting him. Ghost loves it because he likes feeling like a cryptid for Soap's online fans and gets to establish himself in Soap's life without needing to really make himself known.

One day a photo gets leaked (maybe by them, maybe not) of Ghost being normal with Soap, the two of them smiling with their arms around each other, maybe even a wedding photo, and people go nuts. Soap just refused to acknowledge his weird ass boyfriend in the back of his videos for years, like the chaotic asshole he is.

[tatelangdonsgirl]

MAH HUSBAND

Evan Peters' hands/arms appreciation post

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IM BACKKKK

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HEY ANGELS

Im in the hospital again so ill return in a few days!!! yes im okay XOXO

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"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

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ABOUT YOURS TRULY

a bit abt me

-I am diagnosed with BPD (borderline personality disorder)

-fav color is red

-married to Evan Peters

-fav animal is cownose stingray

-in love w @alittleobsessedbitch

-i have a service dog named Harley

-currently listening to: Artemas, Lil Peep, SZA, The Strokes, etc

-dms are OPENNN!!!!

-FILIPINO GIRLIE!!!

-She/Her

-Bi

[tatelangdonsgirl]

i wish i was your girl i wish i was your girl i wish i was your girl i wish i was your girl i wish i was your girl i wish i was your girl

[tatelangdonsgirl]

Mary Oliver, Summer Morning, from Red Bird

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currently going feral for this song