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Me @ me

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🤐!!!

Hey! There’s a bunch of new enamel pins available over at my online shop! Head over to http://www.sarahgraley.com/shop to check them out!

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Oh Billy, you look so small right there…

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Innocent kid dies

Oompa Loompas:

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seeing a hot guy walk by like

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me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

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Please remember

You are not your handicap, you are not your diagnosis, you are not the disease; you are bigger and stronger than that. Improvise, adapt, and overcome. 

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Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

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oh i have a really good idea hold on

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BIHET ISN’T A THING. BIHET DOESN’T EXIST.

IT’S CALLED BISEXUAL, YOU COWARDS.

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honestly, this “you can’t hate kids” shit is like…fishy to me.

it’s the same sort of rhetoric my mother used to try to convince me to have children once i told her my plan to have a hysterectomy.

there’s like this underlying…terf…smell. i’m skeptical lmao

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Marie Kondo is full of anecdotes about the weird ass shit that she not only lets people keep but encourages them to elevate in their lives. She says one of her clients ended the process with a bedroom full of vintage pinball machines because what sparks joy in that particular woman was basically sleeping in the middle of an arcade.

Marie Kondo would never make you throw away your weird shit! She wants you to pare down to just your weird shit.

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Normal people on April first: It’s April Fools! Time to prank some people and have fun! :D

Tumblr users on April first: Today is the holy day of the Mishapocalypse, bring forth the gifs to satisfy our lord.