tarynagronsky

[tarynagronsky]

Well I've just been doing the usual, yaknow. Manis, pedis, hotties, blowies -- just kidding. But you're right, it has been a while... do you want to uh, come in?

Yeah, I need you to tell me why I haven’t seen you all summer. You’ve been a total stranger lately, and I miss you. I was driving around, and… I don’t know.. I thought I’d just drop by?

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You came knocking at what's basically midnight to tell me your coffee order and 420 habits? How about you be here tomorrow morning, 7am, with a grande skinny mocha and a ride to school instead.

A grande caramel frapp from Starbucks. You think you could give me that tomorrow morning at school? I’ll need something to wake me up. A bong rip will just make me even more sleepier.

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Oh yeah I completely forgot about that! Here, I wore them to school today so they should be right... here.

I’m so sorry it’s such a bad time, but I’ve got a family breakfast in the morning and I needed to borrow those heels we were talking about.

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Then is there a reason you're at my door? It's late and you aren't exactly a hot Abercrombie model standing in your underwear.

Nah, not at all.

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Never! There's never an excuse not to shop for baby things if you know a pregnant person.

Today, my cousin found out that she’s three weeks pregnant. Is it too early to get her a present?

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Did you not brush your teeth? Personal hygiene's kind of important, you know.

I just burped and it smelled like pizza. Except I haven’t had pizza at all today, so I’m sort of confused.

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So did you need something or?

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@okaylee: @oktaryn that's poopy too

@oktaryn: @okaylee you really like the word poopy

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@noahevans: "if i ever become a stripper my names gonna be mr. XL" words no one should ever hear from their brother.

@oktaryn: @noahevans sounds like XL plans for an XL future

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@okaylee: @oktaryn thats v poopy

@oktaryn: @okaylee i think i missed cheer practice

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@okaylee: @oktaryn yeh ok but it's tuesday today so ????

@oktaryn: @okaylee well frick i lost track of time

[tarynagronsky]

Task #001

Under the cut because it's quite long!

What is your full name? Taryn Agronsky

How old are you? 19

Are you single or taken? Single

Do you have any siblings? I don't, no.

If yes, how many, and what is your relationship like with them? --

What was the last movie you watched? X-Men: Days of the Future Past.

What movie are you planning on seeing next? Probably one of the older X-Men movies, to be honest.

Favorite song of all time? I Follow Rivers, Lykke Li.

Would you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert? Extrovert, probably!

Describe yourself in three words? Impulsive, sharp, and witty, I guess.

What’s your morning routine? I usually wake up around 5:30, do my make up and pick a nice outfit, and then I eat breakfast and get in the car for school.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? I've got three piercings.

If yes, what are they, and do they mean anything in particular? Well when it comes to piercings, I've got two in my ears, and the other one is in a place for a select few to find.

Have you ever been arrested? No, never.

If yes, what for? --

Would you rather spend your Saturday nights at a club or in the library? Do people even go to the library anymore? I thought PDFs were made for you to avoid that.

Have you ever dated anyone before? Of course.

When was the last time you were kissed? I don't kiss and tell.

If you could fuck, marry, and kill anyone at NWHS, who would they be? You can completely disregard the social hierarchy and cliques when you answer this question. It’s just hypothetical. Oh, this question's asked off the grid? Well then I would probably fuck Xavier, marry Landon, and kill Kaylee -- only cause she left me at a sex shop on my own once!

Would you rather lick peanut butter off a hobo’s foot or stick your hand into a lion’s mouth? I'd probably stick the hobo's foot into the lion's mouth. Is that an option?

Are you currently reading a book? If yes, which one? Lolita.

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@oktaryn: sundays were made for sleeping in...

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That I liked it, or that I didn't?

Not if you're walking next to me.

You didn’t have to. I already knew. 

Every hallway in this place is nasty.

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Oh, yeah. I've got weekly bookings to keep myself unstressed. I could give you my guy's number?

I’m thinking you’re on the right track here. I’ve never recieved a formal massage and now seems like the perfect time.

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Maybe you should consider getting a massage.

I can’t remember what I did last night, but I immediately regret doing it and wish I could take it back considering the fact that my back is currently throbbing. I feel like my grandma at the moment. If someone would like to help me piece together exactly what happened, I’d shower you with both kisses and bacon.

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I didn't say it was appreciated.

I do, I just avoid the nastier hallways.

You’re welcome.

You go to school here don’t you?