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it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke
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smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure
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im so glad nobody on the modern Tumblr Left ever changes their url or icons unless they get deleted and remake because back in The Day (2012) we did that all the time and it made keeping track of who was who nigh impossible. remember halloween urls? man, we used to- [i break out into a fit of raspy coughs that leave me wheezing for air while desperately flailing for the nurse call button] [you notice that my coughs are staining the bedsheet with flecks of blood]
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tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:
if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"
if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"
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“characters in fic are too good at identifying scents” is officially an “his eyes did not literally darken” level of complaint to me now like it’s about the drama it’s about the romance it’s about atmosphere it’s about taking you to a heightened version of reality!!! please suspend your disbelief at least enough for vibes-based sensory descriptions it will be So Worth It i promise
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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The idea that rural communities wouldn't benefit from public transit of some form is so fucking stupid. There was a guy in my hometown who would hitch hike 15 miles to the grocery store because he was blind that everyone knew and knew to offer rides to if they saw him. You know what else would have fixed this, been more efficient, and helped other disabled people, seniors, and people whose cars got repoed?
A fucking bus.
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Bro I love living in 2025 its like Ohh man why did I spend 200 dollars more than usual last month then you check the news and its like Trump Set To Ban Cookies & Milk
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to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking.
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the fact that Reylo discourse is now almost entirely 'is this ship toxic :)' always throws me off so much because I genuinely think the MUCH bigger issue with Reylo was that it pushed a black man to the side as Not Love Interest Material in favor of a white nazi. Like the issue is that shipping Reylo arrived transparently because people did not care about the black man – which I know, because the ship became popular before we even had The Last Jedi! When they'd barely interacted! If Kylo were black and Finn were white, Reylo would not be popular and it would never have become canon in any way, and I do think a refusal to grapple with that is honestly very embarrassing.
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Welp. Google's AI horseshit has arrived. And I'm not complying. They can pry my ID out of my cold dead hands. I will simply go elsewhere. Remember folks, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR IDs. Do not comply. Resist, fight it, use other browsers or sources beyond youtube and google controlled services. Call them. Email them. Make noise. Fight back.
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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
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still not very secretly obsessed with “Mace Windu unfucks the timeline and takes Anakin Skywalker as his padawan while running bitter, bitter deadpan gallows-humor commentary” as a fic concept, really.
“I HAD A VISION AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO LISTEN TO THE VISION. Also I will not be explaining the vision. Also-also, dibs. Sorry, Jinn, too slow. You can get the next Chosen One.”
“RANDOMLY, ISN’T IT INTERESTING HOW A ZABRAK CAN SURVIVE BEING CUT ENTIRELY IN HALF? BETTER NOT DO THAT IF YOU EVER RUN INTO A HOSTILE ONE. THE GALAXY IS A FASCINATING PLACE.”
“Use the fucking buddy system, Qui-Gon. WE HAVE THE BUDDY SYSTEM FOR A REASON, QUI-GON.”
“Alright, kid, when the rest of the Council asks your ship ‘accidentally’ took off with the rest of the fleet, got it? Good. Get up there.”
“Today’s padawan homework: going to visit the creche and not coming back until you have a varied friend group of peers your own age who you can vent to/be influenced by throughout your impending teen years/apprenticeship, I do not care HOW LONG it takes or how old ‘your age’ is by the time you’re done, get going.”
“Politicians are the devil, padawan. Stay the hell away from politicians.”
“Good luck bodyguarding Senator Amidala, Master Jinn, why don’t you take Knight Kenobi with you. Anakin and I will be on Tattooine for the next several months for no particular reason.”
“Did I mention that politicians are the devil, padawan?”
“Hello, Mr. Lars, the Jedi Council has elected us to erect a very tall fence around your property as part of a community outreach program on behalf of the Order. Yes, it IS electric, very observant, Mrs. Lars. Oh excuse us please it looks like you might be under attack by raiders, let us take care of that for you.”
“Sorry, Supreme Chancellor, don’t know WHERE my padawan is today. I swear, I’ll lose my own hand next.”
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