tartagliaspeedrinker

[tartagliaspeedrinker]

707 fucks a can of dr pepper

im so sorry for this omg. also sorry the spacing between the paragraphs is so inconsistent idk how to fix that.

nsfw, humiliation kinda, cum drinking, SATIRE SATIRE THIS IS A JOKE PLS

“Vanderwood, get me a Dr Pepper from the fridge!” the exhausted 707 called out, not taking his eyes off the computer screen.

“In a few minutes! I’m cleaning the bathroom!” Vanderwood replied.

Seven groaned. He didn’t want to wait, he needed his drink now. He was so tired and needed to recharge himself! With that, the pro hacker dragged himself out of his seat and made his way to the refrigerator with sloppy footsteps.

A chilly frost tickled Seven’s skin as he opened the fridge. He grabbed the last Dr. Pepper from the back left corner. ‘I’ll tell Vanderwood to buy more later,’ he thought.

Seven dropped back down in his chair and cracked open the can, a savory sizzling sound following. He took one sip and instantly drowned in a wave of pleasure. He gulped almost half the can in an instant, but he suddenly realized his beloved drink wasn’t feeling very satisfactory anymore. He needed to feel something more...intense.

A sinful idea creeped into Seven’s head, he immediately shook his head at the thought. He’s not that down bad. But, the thought wouldn’t stop poking at him. He used a pocket knife to widen the hole in the Dr Pepper can. Then, he slowly rose from his chair to lock the door. After double checking if he properly locked it, he fumbled with the buttons on his pants to pull them off, sweat droplets forming at the fact he was going to get off in such a humiliating way.

In one hand was the half full can of soda, the other held Saeyoung’s cock. He took a deep breath and used his fingers to tease his slit only to realize he was already dripping in precum. ‘How embarrassing,’ Seven thought. With that, he plunged his cock into the can, some of the drink splashing out. He slowly slid his dick in and out of the can, gradually picking up the pace. Eventually, he was ramming his rock-hard cock in and out of the can faster than the eye could see. Small grunts leaked out of his lips. The amount of pleasure he was feeling was euphoric, he never wanted this feeling to end. ‘Oh God, yes! Yes! Oh my God! Ahh, I feel so good! Yes, more, more more! M—‘

“Hey, open the door! I bought your Dr. Pepper!” It was Vanderwood. If 707 didn’t open the door soon, Vanderwood would get suspicious.

From the adrenaline of almost being caught, the redhead could feel his climax approaching. His thrusts became sloppier and somehow even faster. Eventually, he became washed over with the satisfying feeling of relaxation and drowned in his final wave of pleasure. His warm, sticky juices flooded the can as he finished his business. He pulled his pants up and ran to open the door.

“Sorry I didn’t open the door immediately, I wanted to finish something,” Saeyoung chuckled, scratching the back of his head.

“Whatever, anyway, here's your soda,” Vanderwood said before walking away.

Seven took the second can and closed his door. He stared at the original can, now filled with a mix of cum and soda. ‘Well, it would be a waste to just drink this new can without finishing the other one…’ Seven thought. He put down his second can, grabbed the first one and began drinking the contents. The salty, bitterness of his semen complimented the sweetness of the soda. He finished every last drop of his semen-soda and threw the can away. Now he was rejuvenated and ready to get back to work!