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these are unironically good things to know because i view biting as my best form of attack. my noodle arm's aren't gonna do much, but my teeth sure will.

Bruce Wayne’s Offensive + Defensive Biting for Beginners: Key Points

Don’t bite until you’re out of options

When you bite someone, make it count

Don’t bite something that’s likely to crack a tooth if you can avoid it

Getting implanted teeth is more expensive and painful than you think (personal experience rip)

The average human bite force is 120–162 pounds per square inch

Maximum bite force depends on surface area, so choose your target wisely (neck, forearm, etc)

Make it clean, make it fast; don’t hang on while biting and risk getting hit

Don’t bite appendages (choking hazard if tied up)

People in Gotham are more accepting of bite attacks than other cities

Do not bite Joker under any circumstances

Immediately start post exposure antibiotics within 24 hours if blood is drawn

Spit out blood to 1) decrease infection risk and 2) to establish psychological dominance

Do not bite me

It will not work

No really

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In a universe where Damian was raised by Bruce since birth and never was told his siblings were adopted

Damian, age 12 helping unpacking things at Dicks new apartment: whos that?

Dick: Who?

Damian: That guy in the photo with you

Dick:

Dick: you mean- my dad? I never showed my parents to you?

Damian: there is no way thats our dad

Dick: our? Damian you- you know I’m adopted right?

Damian:

Dick:

Dick: we are all adopted, Damian.

Damian:

Damian: Even Cass?

Dick: you were there at her adoption.

Damian: I’m twelve! Probably didn’t payed attention to it.

Dick: you never asked yourself why do we don’t call Bruce ‘dad’?

Damian: I thought it was some petty teenager thing!

Dick: I’M 26!

Damian:

Damian: is Tim adopted?

Dick: yes?

Damian: knew it.

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[ID: black and white line illustration of a sunfish larvae with three fins, a huge round eye, and huge, serrated spikes. end ID.]

official molidae post.

A sunfish larva from Zoological Society bulletin v.29 (1926).

Full text here.

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ppl out where I am always act shocked when I say I never saw Veggie Tales as a kid what do u want from me. my parents didn't hate me. they gave me the most graphic issues of National Geographic at a tender age like you're fucking supposed to. I hope Bob the tomato kills himself.

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This comic was inspired by a post that I cannot find [redacted rant about how much tumblr's search function is the closest there is tho pure evil]. So you know, if anyone has that post hand it I will actually make you a silly litltle doodle.

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[ID: photo of a little caesar's pizza box with the little mascot stabbed by a knife. end ID.]

Happy ides of March everyone

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Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!

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[ID: photo yellow rubbermaid "brute" barrel with "Et Tu? markered on. end ID.]

You can only post this once a year

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tim: i got you a present jason: *eyes narrowing* is it my birthday?? did you kill someone? break something of mine??? are you dying??? tim: no its not anyone's birthd--wait, wouldn't you know if it was your birthday? jason: dude i don't even know what month it is tim: . . . moving on, if I killed someone, YOU would be giving ME a present, and if I broke something of yours I would be fleeing the country rn, not five feet away. jason: true Tim: Jason:

tim: anyway. here. this is a kindle. it's like an entire library on one device. has a lot of free books, but it's hooked up to bruce's account so you can buy whatever the fuck you want and it doesn't matter jason: hmm. *takes the kindle and raises a brow* but the question is, does it smell like a book? what about that, huh? *sniffs kindle* tim: *shit-eating grin* Jason: jason: bro why the fuck does this smell like a book tim: jason: how

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girls night

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Pádraig O' Tuama, Kitchen Hymns

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Do you accept

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Robin! Jason: Robin gives me magic! :D

Constantine: *suspicious side eye glaring* Hm....

Bruce: oh come on, just because I have a high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic -which is why I'm not allowed to do magic- doesn't mean he will! That's just a kid's saying! Constantine: uh huh -------------------------------

Red hood! Jason: *all-blades in hand* Sup motherfuckers guess who's back Constantine: I FUCKING KNEW IT

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fantastic idea for a story where the Statue of Liberty just comes to life. like it literally just comes to life and becomes alive. but then like nothing Bad happens or anything. she just has to figure out how to live whatever life she decides she wants to live except she's 300 feet tall and made from copper

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I, personally, would love some aardwolf facts.

Photo: aardwolf loafing in green grass (link).

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY LEMME TELL U! It's a lot so it's below the cut ^^

Classification: Aardwolves, Genus Proteles, are the smallest of the five species in Hyaenidae, aka hyenas. Unlike their close relatives, spotted hyenas, they don't live in packs, but instead maintain territories with their single mate.

Naming: the name "aardwolf" is from Afrikaans "aard" meaning dirt and "wolf" meaning wolf. This isn't because of their sandy color though, but rather the fact that they live in underground dens that other animals, such as the springhare, have vacated.

Photo:four aardwolf babies peeking over some dirt (link).

Location: Aardwolves have two separate populations, one in southern Africa and one in eastern Africa. These populations never crossbreed even though they are extremely similar---why? because of what they eat.

Food: aardwolves eat primarily one species of termite. The two populations are separated by a termite-less forest. Woe!

Communication: Like many other animals, aardwolves often communicate through body language. They have a long crest that runs from head to tail. When they raise it they can look twice their actual size!

Their main interspecies communication method is actually smell! Aardwolves have special scent glands at the base of their tail that produces a dark sticky paste that they can wipe on things to mark their territory and share information.

Photos: aardwolf stalking through tall grass, ears back (link). Young aardwolf face as seen through the entrance to its den (link).

Vocalizations: While they may not vocalize that much, they are able to. Aardwolves can make a variety of growls cries, including a roar that rivals a lion's. Scary babies!

Predation: Speaking of lions, what hunts aardwolves? Adult aardwolves don't have direct predators, but young aardwolves are at risk from black backed jackals and various snakes.

Conservation: aardwolves are of least concern for now. Their biggest threat is farmers who think they are black backed jackels or don't know that aardwolves don't eat domesticated animals. Here's hoping aardwolves continue to remain!

Photo: aardwolf with big bat ears stretches its neck out of its den (link).

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Trump signed an executive order last month directing the U.S. Interior Department to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. The AP said in January it would continue to use the gulf's long-established name in stories while also acknowledging Trump's efforts to change it. The White House banned AP reporters in response. The ban prevents the AP's journalists from seeing and hearing Trump and other top White House officials as they take newsworthy actions or respond in real time to news events.

US judge to hear AP challenge to Trump's ban over use of Gulf of Mexico name (link)

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No message here. Just that nonbinary, trans, and intersex people have, and will always exist.