taran-wanderer

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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A spooky beast in time for halloween.

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Fop surgery. It's like top surgery but it turns you into a Victorian dandy. Is that anything

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Miku Legends 2 Playstation 2024

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Hey so. What if I offered bust coms in these styles. Maybe like $10 for flats and $15 for rendered? I'll even throw in a speedpaint for an extra like, idk, $3? What do we think about that. Let me know.

featuring IV as my guinea pig because I'm Very comfortable drawing her and also I love her.

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Passing on an important conversation I had with a family member the other day

Them: Gay people make me uncomfortable.

Me: (Queer, bluescreening) Uhhhhhhh

Them: I ean, I don't mind gay people, I just don't like the ones that are all in your face about it.

Me: What do you mean

Them: : I mean, like. It's fine if you're gay, you can be gay, that's not something you can change- there's just a time and a place, you know? You shouldn't be making it everyone else's business

Me: I don't know what you mean. Can you give me an example?

Them: Uhhhhh.

Them: Okay, so I was at a bar with my buddy a while back, right? And this gay person comes up to me, right, and they start flirting

Them: And I tell them, you know, I'm straight, and I'm married, right?

Me: Right

Them: And like. They kinda laugh it off, but they keep doing it. Making these comments, being all flamboyant, saying I have a nice ass, trying to give me their number in case I wanna "switch teams".

Them: And I'm sitting there like... hey, no problem with your whole lifestyle and all, but I told you I'm not interested. I'm married.

Them: That kinda thing. The whole "out and proud, cant shut me down" thing

Them: Like, leave that shit at home

Me:

Me: So it's like when a pretty lady is at a bar, and some guy comes over and won't leave her alone?

Them: Yeah

Me:

Me: So that's not a gay people thing, that's just flat-out sexual harassment

Them: what

Me: Your problem isn't gay people, it's assholes

Them:

Them: Well that sure would have sounded better, huh

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Super Mario style map of Oregon

by Sir_Lazz/reddit

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some SICK FUCK just responded to a FIVE YEAR OLD COMMENT I left on a Hamilton animatic to say "I don't actually care about this comment, I just wanted to remind you you had a Hamilton phase 5 years ago". What kind of MALICIOUS,

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Getting my orchiectomy in January! My venmo is @nikcage. Sharing is beyond appreciated, donating even a dollar even moreso🦌

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Since when does Variety publish rpf

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First undertale post in like. 8 years! Finally on my way out from art block so here's the some strange little kids

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>pick up keys for new apartment

>try keys, don't work

>call property manager

>she shows up, explains reception gave us the wrong keys

>pulls put the master key to open it

>its a 0 lift key

im so fucked