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Otra víctima el Chupacabra

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you know what’s amazing about the card grizzly bears? it’s in plural. at least two grizzly bears. 2/2. a single grizzly bear is a 1/1 or weaker.

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Koasku

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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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"it's a foxgirl promise" means it's the most trustworthy thing in the whole wide world and you have to believe it 100%

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its okay that C called you a faggot bc he can reclaim it

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TOOTSIE TOY MR.BUBBLE SWISS BUBBLE BLOWER | LISTING

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Unidentified blue land planarian, Geoplanidae

Photographed in Ecuador by pandabadger

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I’m sure it’s fine.

Is this the first animated Pokemorph? Iunno.

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The Star-Journal, Warrensburg, Missouri, December 30, 1924

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ok there's too many supervillains its hard to keep them all straight in my head. if youre a villain respond to this post

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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

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emotional neglect didnt even affect me that much. it was the being born inherently without value that did most of the work

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santa's elves can only exist in a world where toys are made of cloth and wood, in my mind. they're still up there making wooden cars and rocking horses and teddy bears and then santa loads them all in his sack and they magically transform into plastic action figures in clamshell packaging and an Xbox 360 and no one worries about it.