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samus loves hanging out with her friends and she’s definitely not clueless

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Not windy enough : Open a window :: Not shady enough : Open a shadow :: Not rainby enough : Open a rainbow

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I DON’T NEED THE WORLD TO SEE THAT IVE BEEN THE BEST I CAN BE

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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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It is genuinely comedic that the USAmerican psyche was so irrevocably distraught, after its century of flattening cities whole, by the loss of two single buildings.

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pacman

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Kate shook her head vigorously, then ran her fingers through her hair, teasing it up and forward, until it stuck out on all sides and almost completely obscured her face. "Sticky, can I borrow your glasses?

Sticky cringed, but of course he couldn't refuse. "Be careful with them, will you?"

"When am I ever not careful?" Kate said. She balanced the spectacles low on her nose so she could see over the rims.

"How do I look?"

Sticky squinted. "Blurry."

"Weird," said Constance.

"Perfect," said Reynie with an approving nod.

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This is a redraw of my very first fanart for MBS — still one of my favorite scenes! A little late, but better than never ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ A heartfelt thank you to @pumpkinthistle for your steadfast support, for helping me track down this quote, and for being one of the kindest and most talented people I've ever had the pleasure of calling a friend <3

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YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

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Beware of the feathery brown men from outer space!🛸

🦉👽🦉

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i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

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If you don't fuck with trans men get the fuck off my blog, it's transfem and transmasc solidarity bitch 🖕🖕🖕🖕

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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

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we turned your boyfriend into a task. yeah. sealed away with a red wax TM seal. yeah all the information is on the task, sorry.

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pepper sitting