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This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.
**The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:**
“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”
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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
#god#yeah#I've never had it articulated before but this sums it up tbh#I used to get literal anxiety attacks when I worked bar at Starbucks and had people staring at me while I made their drinks#also finally getting over my stream anxiety but even that's still pretty bad
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i really dont want to come off as an asshole and act like im not sympathetic but i think the idea that it is an appropriate thing to do to respond to posts about about positive experiences made by strangers with long and graphic vents about how your own life is nothing like that really has to end. i’m very sorry you’re going through that. but it’s just. really not appropriate.
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Spent 10 months on the cross-stitch, and 1 afternoon teaching myself video editing 🤣 enjoy!
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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me
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a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:
you either have spiders or its something else
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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