tandoriantrainer

[tandoriantrainer]

I need to follow more Rotomblrs. Spice up my dash with some more variety. RB THIS POST IF IT REACHES YOU and i'll send some asks and traction etc your way, investigate your blorbos.

[tandoriantrainer]

ITS A ROCK

AND THE FAKE ONE WORKED JUST FINE- SO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEAUTY IS A ROARING FUCKING VOLCANOES STAT IN SOME UNIVERSES????

[tandoriantrainer]

Pelipper mail! It’s from @the-random-mail-service

Soup, soup that makes you green.

…do you want to eat this?

How about we leave it out for Kellyn.

Good idea.

*Five minutes later…*

LUCILLE! PROTO! WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THIS SOUP?!

[tandoriantrainer]

YOU DONT DO THAT???

YOU DONT DO THAT???

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEAUTY IS A ROARING FUCKING VOLCANOES STAT IN SOME UNIVERSES????

[tandoriantrainer]

I don’t know, neither of us do contests.

….

Proto?

It’s based on a rating system from the judges.

PROTO???

The dex can somehow give it a numeric value. I call it placebo.

Wait WHAT-

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEAUTY IS A ROARING FUCKING VOLCANOES STAT IN SOME UNIVERSES????

[tandoriantrainer]

At least we all know my beauty stat is the best.

I think you mean stupidity.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEAUTY IS A ROARING FUCKING VOLCANOES STAT IN SOME UNIVERSES????

[tandoriantrainer]

Pelipper mail! It’s from @the-random-mail-service

A Black light

Hm…

*Proto points it at Curie and Urayne.*

Oh. Lovely, you two glow extra now.

[tandoriantrainer]

Pelipper mail! It’s from @the-random-mail-service

Uranium glass

... CHOMP

URAYNE- NO-

CHOMP

MOM-

[tandoriantrainer]

YEAH THATS A BETTER POWER

Another Tandor person to add to the pile! Hell yeah!

@tandoriantrainer

OUR NUMBERS ARE GROWING. ONE DAY WE WILL OVERTAKE THE MASSES TOGETHER

[tandoriantrainer]

THEY CANNOT STOP US FOR WE HAVE THE POWER OF UH

Rain and bad management-

RAIN AND BAD MANAGEMENT!!

Wait-

Another Tandor person to add to the pile! Hell yeah!

@tandoriantrainer

OUR NUMBERS ARE GROWING. ONE DAY WE WILL OVERTAKE THE MASSES TOGETHER

[tandoriantrainer]

Fuck yeah!!!! Dunk on that old man!!!

Remember. Kellyn is a bitch ass motherfucker. - Ender

[tandoriantrainer]

aw you leaked it

There goes all our careful plotting

Super secret terrifyingly important Taskforce conversations are happening today apparently.

[tandoriantrainer]

So. Guess who accidentally turned himself into a Xenogen.

And guess who is really missing opposable digits.

[tandoriantrainer]

Still finding it weird how people on here will just

BAM

Pokemon.

Like, that defies soooooo many laws of physics. It’s almost infuriating.

[tandoriantrainer]

certain kinds do.

certain kinds do.

What is Ho-oh even talking about?

[tandoriantrainer]

Yeah, they say you need like. Ten. But really, four or three’s enough to go off. There’s no need for more than that.

It… never ceases to amaze me just how little sleep a person can function on.

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No.

No.

would you guys still love me if i was a wurmple