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[tandoriantrainer]

There are people who are inventing ways to use nuclear power without boiling water. How utterly scandalous.

Nah. Let’s keep using it for boiling water so we can make tea with it.

[tandoriantrainer]

Whoever invented nuclear power looked at a glowy rock and said

“Yeah, we can use this to heat up water to make power”

And it worked.

[tandoriantrainer]

Congratulations on defeating the bio-hazardous scourge!

File unlocked : Dimensional parasites (expanded)

Name : Dimensional parasite

The parasite will usually feed off the universe it resides in, but in times of duress it can instead use ███ ████████ ██ ██████ to feed itself.

They have a limited emotional capacity, but in order to become a copy of their host, they take on traits exhibited by that host. (EG. one that copied a version of Cyrus would take on the personality of a cold man who hates humanity, while one that copied a version of May would be upbeat and happy.)

Until the parasite is taken out of the dimension and burned, it is never truly gone. █ ████ ████████ ███ ███ ████████ ██ ███████ ███ █████████ █████.

Secondary file unlocked for quick time completion!

File name : Disciples of the Void

The DoV is a group that resides in the ever-changing realm of the Void. It consists of people forced out of their timelines by parasites or other events at some point during the course of their lives. They do not age, and they cannot be killed in the void.

The current leader is a version of Zenith, from reality 1169-6267-PI.

Currently there are ██████████ disciples stuck in the void.

The Disciples of Void, despite being headed by a man from an insurgence timeline, and having possibly the worst name ever due to this, is not a cult, evil team, world-Ender organisation, or any of those. It is simply what people who reside in the void are known under.

They have become such a problem to the dimensional parasites that the parasites have evolved to recognize the DoV symbol, and become extremely agitated when it is presented in front of them. ████ ██ ███ █ ████ █████████ ██ ███ ███ █████████ ██ ██████ █ █████████ ████████.

Due to their habits of stealing from other dimensions for supplies, and breaking any timeline they enter within a few hours from being Schrödinger's cat paradoxes, they are on multiversal blacklists in many universes.

[tandoriantrainer]

Could he be wearing the prototype interface?

[An extremely delayed video. It seems to only be snippets of something larger.]

[A biohazard versoin of Curie]

[Giratina and Gamma Urayne fighting.]

[The championship site collapsing]

[Two Proto's, one replacing the other]

[A son reunited.]

[tandoriantrainer]

Okay, okay, I haven't found him anywhere's around.

Where is that kid?...

Did he mayhaps run away?

No, his entire team is still here on his shelf...

...I am... very confused...

[tandoriantrainer]

Huh, I wonder why Proto's not been around much...

Maybe it's you?

Haha, very funny. But seriously, even he's not out this late...

...I will admit, I have been getting... mildly concerned about him...

[tandoriantrainer]

Tadah! What do you think?

…I think it needs work.

*Proto has on a replica of the Curie outfit. This time, it’s tailored to actually fit his build.*

Well- okay, maybe it needs some paint, that… doesn’t look like moms- but I think it’s pretty cool!

Hm. Does it work?

Are we talking right now?

…oh. I hadn’t actually registered we were using telepathy.

That means it’s a success!

So, you’re a mad scientist now. Great.

[tandoriantrainer]

Cmon, mom must’ve given me some kind of genuis gene… let this thing work…

*He puts a replica C.U.R.I.E. Interface on himself, and the original over his mothers face.*

…Oh. That is- headaches-all around-

How- made the thing- get out-

Too many- this is overwhelming- i love you both-

*It short circuits and fries.*

…damn it.

[tandoriantrainer]

…Proto?

*Its a video… you think? At this point the clips simply play by themselves. Proto sits on the porch, watching the rain, Urayne with him.*

Kellyn, what do you want? I thought you were watching mom.

…Just to talk. And smoke.

Pass one over.

Proto-

It doesn’t matter anyways. And I’m what, seventeen? I can choose for myself. Not like you ever did care what I do.

…here.

Thanks.

Why do you call me by my name, but not your mother?

Coming out swinging, are we?

I just want to know.

Because you’re a useless ass of a father.

Can’t say your wrong. But it’s fine, isn’t it? You turned out alright.

Im sitting out in the rain, with my comatose mother’s experiment, smoking. Clearly I turned out great.

You’re the-

Champion of Tandor and a ranger. I know.

You should be proud! To be a ranger is th-

Highest honor someone can have. You say that everytime like it’s true.

It is.

Didn’t stop you from leaving me with Auntie.

No, it didn’t.

Proto, how did you know Theo would forfeit the championship?

I didnt.

Then how did you know to hand your mother off to me? Hell- how did you know it was Luci?

…

Proto, what aren’t you telling me?

Nothing you deserve to know.

…

Do you even care that you left me? Or are you just silent because of embarrassment?

I-

Don’t even bother answering, I know it anyways.

You turned out fine.

And somehow mom turned out better than you, despite being a terrorist.

. . .

You going back inside? Least pass me another cig and the lighter.

You talk like you’re older than me, kid.

You have no idea.

[tandoriantrainer]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I THINK-

Uh-

I was just shortening your name but if you want me to call you Veracity then sure.

Still maybe don’t eat liquid rocks

I wouldn'g put my face on my evil things that'd be embarrassing. Anyway does anyone want my totally legal and safe Everstone juice with a swanna sticker on it.

[tandoriantrainer]

…I think you shouldn’t be eating rocks, V.

I wouldn'g put my face on my evil things that'd be embarrassing. Anyway does anyone want my totally legal and safe Everstone juice with a swanna sticker on it.

[tandoriantrainer]

Are you okay?

☘️

…

Not really.

I just want her back already.

Everyone keeps asking me things and I don’t care about explaining them.

I’m tired…

…

I wonder what Mum’s mask looks like on me.

[tandoriantrainer]

…Have you… tried this, or…

I wouldn'g put my face on my evil things that'd be embarrassing. Anyway does anyone want my totally legal and safe Everstone juice with a swanna sticker on it.

[tandoriantrainer]

…Mom…

You know what has to happen now.

…does it?

[video feed: the championship site. Gamma Urayne stands on one side, almost fainted. Proto stands at the other, Archillies in front.]

I don’t want you gone again.

We don’t want to leave. But if we want this utter ridiculousness of retrying to end…

[She jumps down from the ledge, standing in front of Urayne]

Then you must hurt me. Or else I will be forced to hurt you.

…I can-

LISTEN TO US. DO IT. COMMAND YOUR POKÉMON. Did you hold back the first time? The fifth time?

You- I-

FINISH THIS STORY AND LET US REST. Let this timeline be satisfied! You know we’ll awake again, simply wait for us as we have for you!

…Archillies. Earth power.

[And The video cuts out. It cuts back in, with Proto carrying Lucille’s body, and gently handing it to a very confused Kellyn.]

Proto- how- Lucille-

Be happy. You don’t deserve it.

…

[it ends.]

[tandoriantrainer]

Calling all villains!! AND ONLY VILLAINS!!

Come hang out, it'd be fun to get some other bad influences to chill with!

[tandoriantrainer]

Game status: 75% complete

Player status: stuck in Zeta refighting Curie.exe

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Ugh… cmon Mom, let me win. You know I have to.

FIGHT HARDER. YOU NEED TO WIN OF YOUR OWN MERIT. IF WE ALLOW YOUR WIN IT IS POINTLESS.

But… you’re too strong…

TRY AGAIN.

…Alright…

[tandoriantrainer]

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